好笑的英语笑话【5分钟好笑的英语笑话大全】

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钟好笑的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!





5分钟好笑的英语笑话篇1

Forestgumpgoestoheaven





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Thedayfinal lyarrived:Forestgumpdiesandgoestoheaven.



es
areclosed,however,andForestapproac hesthegatekeeper.



saintpetersa ys,
heardalotaboutyou.
laceisfillingupfast,a ndwe'vebeenadministeringanentr
tsarefairlyshort ,b
utyouneedtopassbeforeyoucangetintoheaven.



Forestresponds,
slookingforwar dtothis.
opethetestain'ttoohard;lifewasabig
enoughtestasitwas.



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saintpetergoeson,
thefirst:what



daysoftheweekbeginwiththeletter'T'?
s econdsarethereinayear?


name?



rnsthen
extdayandgoesuptosaintpe tertotrytoanswertheexamques
tions.



saintpeterwaveshimupandasks,


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cetothinkth equestionsover,tellmeyouranswers.


< br>Forestsays,
eginwiththeletter'T'?
eTodaya ndTomorrow!
ims,
veapointthough,andIguessIdi dn'tspecify,soIgiveyoucr
editforthatanswer.




nayear?




aboutthat,andIguesstheonlyanswercanbetwelve.




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Astounded,saintpetersays,
howinheaven 'snamecouldyoucomeupwithtwelvesecondsina
year?< br>


Forestsays,
,Februarysecond, marchsecond...
aint



peter.< br>urpoint,thoughthatwasn'tquitewhatIhadinmind.


giveyoucreditforthatonetoo.






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er,



Forestsays,
yproblyknowsit.




rd'?


Forestanswers,







ethyname...


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5分钟好笑的英语笑话篇2

whatisThisgoingtocostme



ordgodsaid
,




andyouseemtofeelrottenandlonely.



response.
lternatepersonwhowillbewith you!
edbutinterested.
lltherawandtastelessfo odthatyouarecurrentlyruininga


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ndwillpreparewonderful, spicy,andtastydishes.



Adamlooke dgrateful.
beautifultobeholdandgracefulandinter estingtowatchas
shewalks.
zedtheLord,
ucu rrentlyarehaving!
lastly,
ireandorderwithche erfulness.
andfinallyspoke.




g,







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5分钟好笑的英语笑话篇3

Nungoingtochicago



ttotheairportandsatd
ownwaitingf orherflightandshelookedoverinthecorneran

sh ethoughttoherselfI'llgiveitatryjusttoseewhatittel< br>lsme.



soshewentovertothemac hineandsheputhernickelinandcar
dcameoutanditsai d,you'reanunyouweigh128lbsandyou're
atbackdowna ndthoughtab
outit,shethoughttoherselfitprobably tellseveryonethe
samething,I'mgoingtryitagain.





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soshewentovertothemachineaga inandputhernickelinit,a
cardcameoutandsaid,you' reanun,youweigh128lbs.,you'r
'
aidtoherselfI knowthat'swrongIhaveneverplayedamusica
backdown andthiscowboy
kedupthefiddl
kedbacka
tthe machineandsaidthisisincredibleI'vegottotryitaga
in.



soshewentbacktothemachine puthernickelinanothercardc
ameoutanditsaid,you' reanun,youweigh128lbs.,you'rego
'nks
Iknowit 'swrongnowI'veneverbrokewindinpublicadayinmy
li fe,wellshetrippedandfelloffthescalesandFArTeDlike< br>atbackdownandlookedatthemachineoncea
dtohers elfthisistrulyunbelievable,I'vego
ttotryitagain .




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shewentbacktothemachin e,puthernickelinandacardcameo
utandsaid,you'rea nun,youweigh128lbs.,you'regoingtoc
'dah-hahthat
orsureitswrongnow,I'manun,ain'teverhad
none ,andain'ugeelectricalst
ormcamethroughandtheele ctricitywentoffandshegotrape
d...shesatbackdown andthoughtaboutitforfewminutesand
thensaidthisi struly,truly,thingisf
orcertain,I'vegottotryita gainjusttoseewhatisgonnaha
ppentomebeforeIleave thisairport.



shewentovertothem achineputhernickelinandacardcameou
'reanun,youw eigh128lbs.,youhavefiddle
d,farted,andfuckedaro undandmissedyourflighttochicag
o!






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