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好笑的英语笑话【5分钟好笑的英语笑
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5分钟好笑的英语笑话篇1
Forestgumpgoestoheaven
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Thedayfinal
lyarrived:Forestgumpdiesandgoestoheaven.
es
areclosed,however,andForestapproac
hesthegatekeeper.
saintpetersa
ys,
heardalotaboutyou.
laceisfillingupfast,a
ndwe'vebeenadministeringanentr
tsarefairlyshort
,b
utyouneedtopassbeforeyoucangetintoheaven.
Forestresponds,
slookingforwar
dtothis.
opethetestain'ttoohard;lifewasabig
enoughtestasitwas.
第 2 页 共 13 页
saintpetergoeson,
thefirst:what
daysoftheweekbeginwiththeletter'T'?
s
econdsarethereinayear?
name?
rnsthen
extdayandgoesuptosaintpe
tertotrytoanswertheexamques
tions.
saintpeterwaveshimupandasks,
第 3 页 共 13 页
cetothinkth
equestionsover,tellmeyouranswers.
<
br>Forestsays,
eginwiththeletter'T'?
eTodaya
ndTomorrow!
ims,
veapointthough,andIguessIdi
dn'tspecify,soIgiveyoucr
editforthatanswer.
nayear?
aboutthat,andIguesstheonlyanswercanbetwelve.
第 4 页 共 13 页
Astounded,saintpetersays,
howinheaven
'snamecouldyoucomeupwithtwelvesecondsina
year?<
br>
Forestsays,
,Februarysecond,
marchsecond...
aint
peter.<
br>urpoint,thoughthatwasn'tquitewhatIhadinmind.
giveyoucreditforthatonetoo.
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er,
Forestsays,
yproblyknowsit.
rd'?
Forestanswers,
ethyname...
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5分钟好笑的英语笑话篇2
whatisThisgoingtocostme
ordgodsaid
,
andyouseemtofeelrottenandlonely.
response.
lternatepersonwhowillbewith
you!
edbutinterested.
lltherawandtastelessfo
odthatyouarecurrentlyruininga
第 7 页 共
13 页
ndwillpreparewonderful,
spicy,andtastydishes.
Adamlooke
dgrateful.
beautifultobeholdandgracefulandinter
estingtowatchas
shewalks.
zedtheLord,
ucu
rrentlyarehaving!
lastly,
ireandorderwithche
erfulness.
andfinallyspoke.
g,
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5分钟好笑的英语笑话篇3
Nungoingtochicago
ttotheairportandsatd
ownwaitingf
orherflightandshelookedoverinthecorneran
sh
ethoughttoherselfI'llgiveitatryjusttoseewhatittel<
br>lsme.
soshewentovertothemac
hineandsheputhernickelinandcar
dcameoutanditsai
d,you'reanunyouweigh128lbsandyou're
atbackdowna
ndthoughtab
outit,shethoughttoherselfitprobably
tellseveryonethe
samething,I'mgoingtryitagain.
第 9 页 共 13 页
soshewentovertothemachineaga
inandputhernickelinit,a
cardcameoutandsaid,you'
reanun,youweigh128lbs.,you'r
'
aidtoherselfI
knowthat'swrongIhaveneverplayedamusica
backdown
andthiscowboy
kedupthefiddl
kedbacka
tthe
machineandsaidthisisincredibleI'vegottotryitaga
in.
soshewentbacktothemachine
puthernickelinanothercardc
ameoutanditsaid,you'
reanun,youweigh128lbs.,you'rego
'nks
Iknowit
'swrongnowI'veneverbrokewindinpublicadayinmy
li
fe,wellshetrippedandfelloffthescalesandFArTeDlike<
br>atbackdownandlookedatthemachineoncea
dtohers
elfthisistrulyunbelievable,I'vego
ttotryitagain
.
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shewentbacktothemachin
e,puthernickelinandacardcameo
utandsaid,you'rea
nun,youweigh128lbs.,you'regoingtoc
'dah-hahthat
orsureitswrongnow,I'manun,ain'teverhad
none
,andain'ugeelectricalst
ormcamethroughandtheele
ctricitywentoffandshegotrape
d...shesatbackdown
andthoughtaboutitforfewminutesand
thensaidthisi
struly,truly,thingisf
orcertain,I'vegottotryita
gainjusttoseewhatisgonnaha
ppentomebeforeIleave
thisairport.
shewentovertothem
achineputhernickelinandacardcameou
'reanun,youw
eigh128lbs.,youhavefiddle
d,farted,andfuckedaro
undandmissedyourflighttochicag
o!
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