幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的)

As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the
intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our
keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with
inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment.
Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an
infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.
Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only
workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a never-ending
process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from
learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct
dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble
ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire
for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the
mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning
as a lifelong career.
学习之于心灵，就 像食物之于身体一样。摄取了适量的营养食物，我们的身体得以生长而
肌肉得以发达。同样地，我们应该 日复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力，并扩充
我们的智力容量。不断的学习提供我们用不尽的 燃料，来驱使我们磨利我们的推理、分析和
判断的能力。持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时代并驾齐驱的最 稳当的方法，也是在变动的世
代中成功的可靠保证。
一旦学习停止，单调贫乏的生活就 开始了。视学校为汲取知识的唯一场所是种常见的谬误。
相反地，学习应该是一种无终止的历程，从生到 死。由于世界一直快速地在变动，只要学习
停顿数日就将使人落后。更糟的是，蛰伏在我们潜意识深处的 兽性本能就会复活，削弱我们
追求高贵理想的意志，弱化我们扫除成功障碍的决心，而且扼杀我们净化我 们人格的欲望。
缺少学习将不可避免地导致心灵的停滞，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，为了保持心理年 轻，
我们必须将学习当作一生的事业。
2．heavy schoolwork【课业繁重】
In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While
it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy
and well-rounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time,
as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. Which tends to
be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive
schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate
the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load
would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.
我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了 ，虽然说学生的确应当念书，但是要想长大成为健全
的人，他门还需要一些其它的东西，所以应该给高中 生较多从事娱乐的时间。娱乐并不如某
些人所想的，是在浪费时间，它可以让学生锻炼身体，发挥被繁重 课业扼杀的想象力。此外，
繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引起严重的情绪紧张，这对身心都有 害。我并非主
张废除学校课业，但是我认为减轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。
3．Time【时间】
Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I
spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something
had to be done. It was time for a change.

Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour.
This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when
I do it. Looking back on what I’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time.
时光 一去不复返，这是我上学期清楚学到的教训。我浪费很多时间四处游荡，以致于我的
成绩开始退步。最后 我终于了解到我必须有所作为；该是痛改前非的时候了。
现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。 我已将闹钟早拨半小时，这将使我这一天的作息提
前开始。我也决定将我所做的一切及做这些事的时间记 录下来。回顾我所做的事情会启发我
如何重新安排我的时间。
4．Work and Play【工作与娱乐】
Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying
goes,
for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, proper
recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you
various ways to let out your pent-up emotions.
What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. Usually I don't spare time
for exercise, but I value the physical education class at school. Jogging several rounds in the field
certainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visual
enjoyment. I feel revived and energetic for another week's work-load.
工作与娱乐并不互相冲突，事实上，它 们之间的关系还相辅相成。有句格言说：「整日工
作而没有休闲娱乐，会令人变得沉闷乏味。」被工作重 担压得喘不过气来的生活，将使你一
事无成，因为你将对一成不变的例行公事感到厌烦。由另一方面来说 ，适度的娱乐活动能提
供各种管道，来渲泄你被压抑的情绪，减轻单调生活中的紧张与不悦。
放学之后，我最常做的休闲活动，便是慢跑与看电影。通常我并不特地拨出时间来做运动，
但是我很重视学校的体育课。在操场上慢跑几圈，无疑地可以减轻一天的压力。在周末时，
我都去看早场 电影，享受视觉飨宴。如此一来，我将有如再生般的充沛活力，去面对下一星
期的工作量。
5．My first Job【我的第一份工作】
My first job was at a cramming school. It was three years ago when I just graduated from junior
high school and finished the entrance examination. since I had nothing to do that summer, I
decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.
I was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. I worked eight hours a
day, six days a week. The work was not difficult nor heavy to me and I guess I did well. The most
delighted thing was perhaps that I could spend the money I earned all by myself.
我的第一份工作是在 一家补习班做事。那是三年前我刚从国中毕业，考完联考时的事了。
既然我那整个夏天都闲着没事，倒不 如找份差事，尝尝独立赚钱的快乐。
我负责接听电话且纪录留言的工作。我一天工作八小时，一 星期工作六天。那份工作对我
而言既不困难亦不沉重，所以我想我还满称职的。而最令人快乐的事大概莫 过于花全部由自
己赚来的钱了！
6．My Favorite Sports【我最喜爱的运动】
Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games,
especially table- tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day.
Table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. It strengthens our
muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of
the skin. Besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. Table-tennis is very

moderate; it is not so rough as football. It is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days.
Thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.
运动能帮助每一个人保持健康、快乐和有效率。所以我特 别重视运动，特别是桌球，桌球
是我最喜欢的运动。我几乎每天玩。
桌球对我们而言， 是一项理想的运动，因为它可以使我们全身运动，它可以增强我们的肌
肉，扩张我们的肺部，促进血液循 环，并且使肌肤产生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所费
不多。桌球是相当温和适中的，它不像足球那么 粗野。它是一种室内运动，甚至在下雨天也
能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜爱的一种运动。