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幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全
~本人见过的最邪门的翻译
电影
《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱
《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者
《鹿鼎记》(黄晓明版 陈小春版 梁朝伟版) =《Royal
Tramp》——
皇家流浪汉
《英雄本色》=《A Better
Tomorrow》——明天会更好
《神雕侠侣》(内地版 古天乐版
刘德华版)=《Saviour of the Soul》—
—灵魂的救星
《三国演义》=《Romance of Three
Kingdoms》——三个王国的罗曼
史
《赤壁》=《Red Cliff》——红岩
《霸王别姬》=《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了,我的小老婆
《东邪西毒》=《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬(这个译名意味深
长,无论你
是东邪还是西毒,武功再高还不是最后都成了时间的灰
烬?)
《甲方乙方》=《Dream
Factory》——梦工厂
《烈火金刚》=《Steel Meets
Fire》——钢遇上了火
《刘三姐》=《Third Sister Liu》——第三个姐姐刘
《花样年华》=《In the Mood for Love》——在爱的情绪中
五讲、四美、三热爱
大学校园里,流行五讲、四美、三热爱,中国人把其翻译成:
talks ,four
beauty ,three
lovers美国人一听迷惑了talks敢情是谈了五个,beau
ty
敢情是谈了五个,其中有四个是美人,那么lovers一定是爱上
了四个美人中的三个(
笑声不断)。
武林秘籍的英文翻译
冲灵剑法 GG and MM ’’s
soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑 ,听
起来好像很熟悉 )
九阳神功
nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量)
九阴真经 nine
woman’’story (九个女人的故事)
九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch
a white bone
(九个女人抓著一个白骨,老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)
历史上最强的翻译
1.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.you don't bird me, I don't
bird you
你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
4.you have
seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers !
together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody!
f you have something to say, then say! if you have
nothing to say, go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me
Stop!!
你给我站住!
8.know is know no know is
no know
知之为知之, 不知为不 。。。。。。。。。
9.WATCH
SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon, chicken
born chicken, mouse' son can make
hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
an Chinese not enough
美中不足
car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,
people die 车祸现场描
述(一辆车来一辆车走,两车“嘭嘭“,人死了)
flower angry open 心花怒放
past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15.小明: I am sorry!
老外:
I am sorry too!
小明: I am sorry three!
老外: What are you sorry for?
小明: I am
sorry five!
you want money, I have no; if
you want life, I have one! 要钱没有,
要命一条!
17.I
call Li old big, to year 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son. 你有两下子
horse
horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
people mountain people
sea 人山人海
If you tiger me, I will mountain you.
你唬我我就扇你
you ask me, me ask who? 你问我我问谁
one
poor two white; 一穷二白
eat tofu; 吃豆腐
give
you a color to see see! 给你点颜色看看
no good see
不好看
no door! 没门
老师叫翻译Who is this man?
答:这是谁的男人?
全班大笑,老师无语。
we two who and
who!
译:咱俩谁跟谁啊!
How are you? How old
are you?
译:怎么是你?怎么老是你?
YOU have seed i
will give you some color see see, brothers!
together up!
译:你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。兄弟们,一起上!
I
call Li old 25.
译:我叫李老大,今年25.
As far as
you go to die!
译:要多远死多远!
800yuan, eat you,
sleep you.
译:800块,吃你的,住你的
一次为一个初中小孩搞家教,在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼:爸
死(bus)爷死(
yes )哥死(girls)妹死(Mis)……死光(school)good
good
study, day day up 好好学习,天天向上
三字经
人之初:
At the begining of life.
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远:
But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:
If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁: Sex
will leave you..
教之道: The way of
learning it
贵以专: is very important to make
love with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great
mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处: chose her neighbor to
avoid bad sex influence.
子不学: If you don't
study hard,
断机杼: Your Dick will become
useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous mountain,
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and
their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If
your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It
is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of
problems with it,
师之惰 their teacher must be
too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You
may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a
real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in
childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability
when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your
dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can
by no means enjoy its sweetness
曹操
The Majestic Premier 威 严 的 首相
意译: 擎 天
柱(英文原名:Optimus Prime)
司马懿 Brain of The
Darkness 暗 黑 之脑
附:
银行搞笑翻译!
CBC
中国建设银行
BC 中国银行
ABC 中国农业银行
ICBC 中国工商银行
CIB 兴业银行
CDB 国家开发银行
BCCB 北京市商业银行
HSBC 汇丰银行
CEB 中国光大银行
搞笑翻译一:
中国建设银行首先说: 存不存?(CBC)
中国银行立即回答: 不存!(BC)
中国农业银行一愣: 啊,不存(ABC)
北京市商业银行生气的问:白存,存不?(BCCB)
汇丰银行懒懒的回答道: 还是不存!(HSBC)
中国工商银行牛气的说:
爱存不存!(ICBC)
国家开发银行打圆场说: 存点吧!(CDB)
兴业银行拥护道:
存一百!(CIB)
中国光大银行马上说: 存二百!(CEB)
搞笑翻译二:
中国建设银行 :吃不吃!(CBC)
中国银行: 不吃!(BC)
中国农业银行: 啊,不吃!(ABC)