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新白娘子英文搞笑短剧
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BST108】
The tale of the white
snake
(音乐,幻化人形)
Long long ago, there
was a white snake who was saved by a
human
boy. Then after 1800 years, she came to the human
world
with her sister xiaoqing to find her
benefactor to return the
favor. So snake white
and snake green became into human
beings
through magic power. They came to the earthly
paradise
------ Hang Zhou, to get an encounter
with her benefactor.
第一幕:断桥上
(音乐:前世今生cut
版)
青:“Sister, is this the world of human being
How
beautiful! ”
白:“Be careful, follow
me!”
(闪电,下雨音乐伴奏)
青:“What a heavy rain!”
白:“Don’t worry, we have an umbrella.”
(白素贞撑起一把破
伞)
许仙上场,白素贞与许仙相遇…… (音乐前世今生cut版)
许:“Oh, my god! How beautiful!”
白:“So
handsome …Mr.,your clothes is wet, now I have an
umbrella, let us share one.”
许:“Oh, thank you, lovely girl. How fine the
weather is!
Would you like to have a walk with
me ”
白:“Ok, let’s go.”
青:“Sister,
sister, let’s go together.”
白:“Don’t you see
I’m busy Go away!” (小白用力的推开了小
青)
小青伤心地跑开了。。。 (跑的姿势要有笑点)
许:“What’s your
name”
白:“Su Zhen”
许:“I never saw a girl
more beautiful than you, your beauty
makes the
sky falling down tears, when I saw you, I don’t
know what to say… ”
白:“Mr. you can just
say what you want to say.”
许:“Could you marry
me”
白:“Yes,I do, Xian gong!”
许:Xiaobai~
(音乐 今天你要嫁给我cut版)
二人离去
第二幕: 法海收服白素贞
旁白: From then on , snake white ,snake green
and XuXian
lived a happy life, they often chew
the fat ,and burned the
candle at both ends .until suddenly one day
,miss green
heard that the monk Fahai would
come.
白素贞望向窗外皱眉,掐算的手势,小青走过来。。
(音乐 掐算)
青:“Sister, what are you doing here”
白:“.
I’m thinking about our future. I forecast that
fahai
have come here,our happy life will end
soon”
青:“Don’t think like that, we will be
safe and sound.
Oh ,look, the scenery is
beautiful ……”
(音乐 得意法海)
法海出现
(身披床单,一手手拿晾衣杆,一手拿圆形饭盒)
法海:“Evil snake! Today,
I’ll subdue you! Snake white, you
have no
chance to escape!” (法海举起了饭盒)
小白小青做惊恐状,然后对视一笑,作鄙视的手势(哼哼哼~~)
法海看着饭盒说道“too
small?”然后换脸盆说道“ha-ha,this is
big enough!”
小白小青做惊恐状,定了定神说
青:Buddhist monk,get out
here , otherwise,I’ll let you
die ugly.
法海:evil snake,let me give you some color to
see see!
(法海向前伸出脸盆隔空打伤了小青,小青作负伤状,一手扶着桌子
半蹲着)
白去扶小青说道:“xiaoqing,are you ok Keep
back, don’t come
any closer!
青:sister!
小白做出准备打架的姿势,此时许仙入场,看到此景
许仙:oh darling,what
happened
法海:Your wife is evil spirit! Let me
tame her!
许仙一手推开白娘子,白娘子啊一声,被推到一旁(要演的有笑点)
许仙挡在白娘子面前
许仙:You are a liar. She is my wife! I won’t let
you hurt
her!
法海:how stupid!Look, I will
tame her now.
(法海举起脸盆收小白,小白渐渐被法海吸走,小白和许仙拉着彼此的
手难舍难分)
放背景乐my heart will go on
许仙:Come on; just give
me your hand.
小白:guan ren,I love you forever,
don’t forget me….
许仙:niang zi, no! don’t leave
me alone! I won’t let you
go!!
两人的手还是分开了,小
白被法海吸出门外,然后法海进门,拿着脸
盆,从脸盆中拿出白纸条笑道
法海:Ha-ha,
snake white, you will spend your left time under
the leifeng tower!
许仙披上斗篷(床单)开启作战状态
许仙:no!Give my wife back!!!
法海:哼!stupid human!no way!
许仙与法海展开了搏斗(放背景乐男儿当自强(黄飞鸿主题音乐
音乐
版)两人抖床单,来回打太极推来推去三回合许仙败(要演的有笑点
配合着音乐))然后法海拿好脸盆走向许仙
法海:阿弥陀佛,color is
empty, empty is color. (色即是空
空即是色)Young man,
forget it and you can start a new life!
(法海拂袖扬长而去)
第三幕 断桥相逢
旁白:After snake
white was tamed by faihai, xuxian was mad
and
crazy; he went to west lake everyday, hope to
meet his
wife on the duan bridge. Finally his
behavior move the
guanyin bodishavva, and
guanyin forgive the
Snake white.
(音乐 神秘园)
许仙失神游走着说道:niangzi, where are you
路人甲和路人乙走过,许仙拉着他们问:did you see my wife Did
you see my wife
路人甲:no(摇头)
路人乙:Don’t
answer him; he must be mad
路人甲和路人乙扬长而去,许仙失神继续游
走着寻找小白,此刻天突
然下起了雨(一个人撒碎纸屑)(放音乐 神秘园)
许仙抬头看着天空说道 oh it rains..
突然一把破雨伞出现在头顶 小白来了(放音乐 一只金钗续前缘)
许仙:niangzi,I
miss you so much….
小白:guanren。。。So do I.
let’s enjoy the rain。。。
(
小白
手指远方
两人一同看向远方
)
大家一起登场齐唱:
Waiting 1000 years
1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years
I have no regret
Who said this to me
That love me forever
Only for your words
A~I won’t regret that
Rain’s heart broke
Wind is crying
Sweet love seems to fall
West Lake likes my tear I would like to be
fire with you
A~ waiting 1000 years
1000
years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years
I
have no regret
Waiting 1000 years
1000 years for a chance
Waiting 1000 years…
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