天使用英语怎么说小学生一分钟英语故事 [一分钟小学生英语笑话]

2021年1月11日发(作者：宗克文)

小学生一分钟英语故事 [一分钟小学生英语笑话]





笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱 乐或讽刺。
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一分钟小学生英语笑话篇1

After hearing that of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide
attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called
him into his office.


Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home.
I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.


Oh, he didn't kill himself, Mr. James replied.


I hung him up to dry.


一分钟小学生英语笑话篇2

Where is the egg?


Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?


Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.


Teacher:Then where is the egg”?


Student:In the cake,Sir.




鸡蛋在哪里?


老师：你能用鸡蛋一词造句吗?


学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。


老师：鸡蛋在哪?


学生：在蛋糕里，先生


一分钟小学生英语笑话篇3

Sleeping Pills


Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed
some extra- strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before
he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: “I
didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”


”That's fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”


安眠药


鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。


星期天晚上鲍 勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进
去，对老板说：我今天早上起床 一点麻烦都没有。


好啊!老板吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?


一分钟小学生英语笑话篇4