vendetta圣诞节英语

2021年1月14日发(作者：石坚)

【1】 在公司，一个下属敲响了老板办公室的门

下属（敲门）：老板，我可以进来吗？
Boss, can I come in

上司：可以，请进吧。
Boss: Yes, Please come.

下属（走进）：明天是圣诞节了，我代表全体员工对你说：圣诞快乐
Tomorrow is Christmas, I represent all the staff say to you: Merry Christmas

上司：圣诞快乐。谢谢你们。
Thank Christmas.

下属：这是明天圣诞节宴会的预计开支。
This is a Christmas party tomorrow, the estimated expenditure.

上司：哇，需要这么多钱！
wow, with so much money!

下属：是的，大家打算举行一个隆重又有意义的宴会
Yes, we intend to hold a grand banquet and meaningful

上司：隆重又有意义的宴会需要花费那么多钱吗？
Grand banquet needs and meaningful to spend so much money?

下属：是的。我们打算买很多礼物，很多蛋糕，很多啤酒，还有
Yes. We intend to buy a lot of gifts, a lot of cake, a lot of beer, and~~~~~~~~

上司（生气，拍桌子）：你们太过分了，平时工作懒懒散散的，饭菜却吃得那么多。
You too much, and usually work Lanlansansan, the food they eat so much.

下属：老板，受金融危机影响，物价上涨，消费提高是很正常的
Boss, by the financial crisis, rising prices, increased consumption is normal

上司：还狡辩，物价上升你们不可以吃少一 点吗？整天顾着吃。你自己说说，这个月你体重
上升多少了？
also quibble, you can not eat food less increase it? Guzhe eat all day. You talk about, this
month you how much weight gain?

下属：五公斤。
Five kilograms.

上司：哼，你现在看起来就像一只胖胖的猪！难怪昨天隔壁公司的王总经理问我最近是不是


改行做屠宰业了。
Well, you look like a fat pig! No wonder the King yesterday, general manager of the
company next door asked me recently is not diverted to do the slaughtering industry.

下属：老板，你怎么可以说我是猪呢。
Boss, how could you do me a pig.

上司：你就是一只猪！平时什么都不做，吃饭就那么积极。你现在马上 出去给我写下个月的
减肥计划！
You're a pig! Usually do nothing, to eat to less active. You wrote me right out of month
weight loss program!

下属：是
Yes

【2】平安夜，一对情侣在公园约会

女：坏家伙，你已经整整一个月没有和我约会了
the bad guys, you have a whole month and I did not date

男：我最近工作很忙啊
I recently very busy with work

女：难道你每天工作22小时吗你说实话，你到底想不想和我结婚？
Do you work 22 hours a day do you tell the truth, in the end you want to marry me?

男：我每天都幻想着婚后甜蜜的情景，还有该怎么和你庆祝这个圣诞节
Every day I married a sweet fantasy scenarios, as well as how to celebrate this Christmas
with you

女：那么你想好了没有？
So you want yet?

男：想好了。明天我就带你去吃烛光晚餐
I have. Tomorrow I'll take you for a candlelight dinner

女：只是吃东西吗，还有别的吗？
Just eat you, Anything else?

男：带你去珠宝店挑首饰，你想买多少就买多少
Take you to the jewelry store to pick jewelry, how much you want to buy a lot of

女：怎么突然对我这么好。你是不是中彩票了
How suddenly so good to me. You are in the lottery yet?