发蜡零基础英语-读点笑话学英语

2021年1月15日发(作者：屈平)


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读点笑话学英语
一
Vacationing in hawaii, my husband and i went out to dinner one night at one of its
finest restaurants - when presented with the check, my husband reached into his
pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. as the people at
the next table looked on in astonishment 'he said,
till you get your bill!
在夏威夷度假时，一天晚上，丈夫和我去一家最好的饭店吃饭。当侍者拿来账单结账时，我< br>丈夫把手伸进口袋掏钱包。但不知怎的，他失去了平衡，仰面摔倒了。在邻桌的人还在惊讶
地望着 他的时候，他说：“饭菜味道是很美----但也要等结了账再走呀。”
二
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some
stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus
and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered.
Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked,
sir?
在瓦湖岛上度假时，我们坐在旅游车里等候掉队的 人。一位男子，明显不是和我们一起的，
朝旅游车走来并要上车。司机会怎么处理这种情况呢？我们都拭 目以待。司机拉长了脸，向

车门靠过去，问道：“先生，是去天体营吗？”

“哦，不，”刚想乘车的男子回答说，迅速转身而逃。

“每次都管用，”司机眨巴了一下眼睛说。
三
A man was at the doctor's office.
stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?
一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡， 我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么
办？”他问道。

“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。
四
四
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in
bed only a few minutes when the phone rang.
morning ?
在凌晨两点 ，酒吧店主锁了店门，回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟，这时电话响了。“你早上几
点营业？”他听到一位明 显已醉醺醺的男子的声音。
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A
few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same

question.
open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-
店主非常气愤，砰地一声挂上电话又上床 去睡。几分钟后又有一个电话，他听到还是那个声
音问同样的问题。“听着，”店主嚷道，“不要问我什 么时候营业，因为我不会让你这种人
进----”
“
“我不是想进来，”那人打断他的话，“我要出去。”


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