原谅他英语口语——如何损人及如何打开结束话题

2021年1月17日发(作者：美国餐桌礼仪)
老外损人的英语绝句

我们中国有“杀人不见血”之说，老外损起人来，也是“惊天地，泣鬼神”，一
起看看吧！
into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
1.他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。

2.A room temperature IQ.
值简直和室温一样高。

evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.
3.进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人？ ）

two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
4.他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。

's so dense,the light bends around his.
5.他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。

he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.
6.如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）

drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.
7.人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。

takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch
8.他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。

sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve
them.
9.他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。

you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.
10.如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。