巨型猪笼草英语小笑话(带翻译)

2021年1月18日发(作者：历害了我的国)my little dog can't read



Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!



Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!



Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.



我的狗不识字



布朗夫人：哦，



亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！



史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！



布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”









Two Birds





Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?



Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.



Teacher: Please tell us.



Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.



两只鸟



老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？



学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。



老师：请说说看。



学生：燕子旁边的就 是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。













（1）

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she as ked.

一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什 么？”





The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

兔子回答：“这 是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司）





The lady confirmed, "Yes."

女士确认道：“没错。”





"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

兔子说：“那就对了，我就 是要往西边去。”









（2 ）

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

兔子：你确信这瓶 特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？





Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.< br>
医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。








（3）

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来 的呢？





Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。< br>




Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。




Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。

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2011-2-14 20:29

海贼王r | 三级

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.



他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。



I Have His Ear in My Pocket



Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,

"What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."



他的耳朵在我衣兜里



伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”



A Good Boy



Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."



好孩子



小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”



Drunk



One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk