新加坡植物园英语趣味小短文(带翻译)

2021年1月18日发(作者：成语小故事)
英语趣味小短文（带翻译）

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says：
：
penny：
you?： ：
can I have a penny?

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问：主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多
少?上帝回答：一便士.男子又问 ：那一百万年呢?上帝说：一秒
钟.最后男子请求道：上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答：过一秒钟.

Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them
suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his
eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter
soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center
for help. The operator said calmly：
sure that he is already dead.
gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the
hunter asking：

两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停
止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨 通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地
说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”

Cat and Mice

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a
small box with holes punched in the top.