蛋树英文小笑话(带中文翻译)

2021年1月18日发(作者：风雨哈弗路)
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend
how to find his apartment, he said,
elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.

吝啬鬼请
客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次 客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你
上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃 。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。
Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question.
Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing,
who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.