大河奔流十个简短的英语小笑话 简短的英语小笑话带翻译阅读

2021年1月18日发(作者：长相思古诗)
十个简短的英语小笑话 简短的英语小笑话带翻译阅读

笑话，会让人开心、会 让人忘记烦恼，笑话，也会拉近人与人之间的距离。小编精心收
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简短的英语小笑话带翻译篇1
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard.
”Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it, she would kill me!!”
”Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice...
”Oh really, I can’t,” he replies...”My wife loves this beard!!”
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls
intobed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies “Oh Michael, you shouldn’t be
here,my husband will be home soon!”
我丈夫马上就要回来了
一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。
“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”
詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”
“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。
“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”
在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。
妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就
要回来了。” 简短的英语小笑话带翻译篇2
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell
onthe same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a
lovingcouple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had
thetickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, “Well, I’d like
tohave a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重许愿
一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中，一位仙 女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她
给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。 简短的英语小笑话带翻译篇3
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he
couldreward him.
”The best way, sir,” said the deck hand, “is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew
I’dpulled you out, they’d chuck me in.”
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