多谢你-ruda
---------------1------------ PO
的梦境开场
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legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of
legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes
I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and
then he spoke : enough talk let's fight . he was so deadly in fact that his
enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
my eyes ...
he's too awesome
and attractive ...
how can we repay you
there's no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how
many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe- desity(
实在找不出这个词
是啥)
. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved
,
even the
most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five
,
bowed in respect of
this great master
We shall hang out
agreed
!
yeh ...
But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten
thousand demons of demon mountain , there's only one thing that it matters ,
and that's ..
PO
get up
you 'll be late for work
what ? ...
---------------2------------ PO
家里
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po , get up
hey po what are you doing up there
ah .. nothing ..
monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~
po ,let's go , you 're late for work
coming...
sorry dad
sorry doesn't make the noodles
and what are you doing up there , all that noise
oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
about what ?
uh ?
what were you dreaming about
what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...
noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?
uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?
thank you~~
...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp
oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don't know
how long I 've been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po
ahh ..a sign of what?
you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret
ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant
.
just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it
from a friend in a game of Majiang.
dad dad dad, it was just a dream
no , it was THE dream
We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
but dad , didn't you ever , I don't know ,wanna do something else ?
something besides noodles
actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and
learning how to make tofu
so why didn't you
oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu ..
hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and
yours is ...
I know , is here
no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
(sigh....)
---------------3 ------------JADE PALACE---------------
Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you
need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
master Shifu!
what?
ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.
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Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
so , nothing is wrong?
Well, I didn’t say that.
you’re saying...
(oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
you were saying...
I've had a vision
预兆
, tailung will return
that is impossible , he's in prison
nothing is impossible
zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double
the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison
yes ... master shifu
one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
(适得其反;
欲避之,反适之)
we have to do something, we can't just let him marching on the valley, and
take his reven
ge .. he'll..he'll…
your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes
difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
(水波摇
曳,很难看清,平静之后,答案就清澈见底)
the dragon scroll
it is time
but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to
become the dragon warrior
I don't know
---------------5 ------------PO
家的面档
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excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....
hey...watch it po....
sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway's choosing
the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace!
one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin' a thousand
years for this , just ink the pole . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history ,
don't worry about it , just go
po , where are you going
to the jade palace
but you're forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and
you'll sell noodles to all of them.
selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
yeh ?
I was kinda thinking maybe I
uh huh
could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
that's my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?
yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...
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去
JADE PALACE
的路上
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uh yeh , almost there , what ? no ... no ...no
sorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..
no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir
---------------7------------JADE PALACE
的广场上
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it is a historic day, isn’t it, master oogway
?
yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?
yes , master ooguay
now know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to
the valley, but also to you
let the tournament begin
ohh...yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this ..
oh god... aaahh
hey , open the door ..let me in ....
citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress,
viper, crane,monkey,mantis
——
the furious five
ahahahah... and the furious five ow......
warriors prepare
what no, peeky a hole
ready for battle
yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa~~~
wow .. look at that ..
hey get away.....
and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen
anything yet
I know .........
master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death
I sense the dragon warrior is among us
citizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon
warrior
ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah
oh po , what are you doing ?
what does it look like I am doing ?
stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warrior
but I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dream
I lied , I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu
u~~u~~~u~~~~~~u
oh come on son , let's get back to work
ok ~~~~~ahhh....stop that .....
---------------8------------ PO
落在
OOGWAY
面前
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uh oh~~ahhhh~~~~ ohhhhh~ what's going on ... where are ... what are
you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior
was
how interesting
master , are you ..are you pointing at me ?
him....
who ?
you
me ?
the universe has brought us the dragon warrior
what ? - panda
what ? - the furious five
what ? - shifu
what ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)
stop , wait , who told you to ..master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't
possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and
that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accident
纯属巧合
there are no accidents
世间无巧合。
forgive us master , we have failed you
no , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you
---------------9------------ CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------
ah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~ wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from
master shifu
what , double the guard ? extra pre- caution , your prison may not be
adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?
absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messenger
I'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom
prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive , isn't ?
ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... it's ..it's very impressive
one way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioner
yes , except that prisoner is tailung
take us down..
oh .. my ...
behold ... tai .. lung ...
I ,um, I'm just gonna wait here
heheh .. it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe ..ohho...at the raid ..
hey tough guy ... did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the
dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you
what are you doing , don't get him mad
what's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely
un- mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owww~~
I'm gonna .. I've seen enough .. I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to
worry about
no , he doesn't
ok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?
---------------10------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------
oh .. wait a second ...I think there's been a slite mistake , everyone seems
to think that I am .....ahhh ~~ the sacret hall of warriors .. no way ... look at this
place .. ahh .. master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage ....
whoa..... the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by
looking at it... aowww~~~~ ahh......the invisible trident of destiny ... oh ..I've
only seen the paintings of that painting ...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..the
legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire
tan-shu army ... hello ...
have you finish sightseeing ?
ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first
my patience is wearing thin
oh .. well .. I mean , it's not like you're going anywhere
would you turn around ?
sure , hey how is it going... now how do you get five... master shifu ...
ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I 'm gonna fix it ..I'll. I'll ... do you have
some ... glue ...aw aw~~~~ splinter....
so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?
ahhh .. I guess so
wrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon
warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll
whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have a ladder or a
trampoline or a ..
you think it's that easy , that I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless
power ?
no .. I ..
one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly
impossible if that one is someone like you
someone like me ?
yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby arms
ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts
and this ridiculous belly ...
hey ...
and utter disregard for personal hygiene
now , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled for
don't stand that close I can smell your breathe
listen ... oogway said that I was
ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold
ohhhh, you know this hold
developed by wushi in the third dynasty , yes ...
oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkie
ahh... no no no
you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up
afterwards .. hmmm...
ok ... ok... take it easy(if someone tells you to take it easy,or take things
easy,theymean that you should relax and not do very much at all.
放松,别紧
张;这里译为别用力,别使劲较为合适
)
now listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am
through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we
clear ?
ho~~~yeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so clear
good , heheh .. I can't wait to get started ...
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练功房
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let's begin
wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?
yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the
dragon warrior
ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don't know if I can do all of those .. moves ..
heheheh~~~ well , if we don't try we will never know , will we ?
ah .. yeh ... it's just ... maybe we can find something more suited to
my~~level ?
and what level is that ?
well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let's just start at zero ,
level zero ?
hohoh..no , there's no such thing as level zero
hey .. maybe I can start with that
that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened
when it's hot, but if you insist
ohhhh , the furious five , you're so much bigger then your action figures ,
except for you, mantis, you're about the same
go ahead , panda , show us what you can do
hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to
work or something
hit it
ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i'm still digesting, so my kung fu might no
be as good as later on
just hit it !
alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you're
picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy
feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I
am blur , you've never seen bear style , you've only seen pre-mantis , or
monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake
would you hit it ~~~~
alright , alright ..
why don't you try again , a little harder
how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts
this will be easier than I thought
I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh
ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do
there is now a level zero
---------------12------------JADE PALACE
外面路上
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there's no words
no denying that
I don't understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy's just
gonna get himself killed
he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire
when he walks the very ground shades
one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually
knew kung fu
yeh .. or could at least touch his toes
or even see his toes
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的房间里
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ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up
am now
I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff's hard work right , are
you biceps sore?
um~~I've had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I
should probably get to sleep now
yeh yeh yeh of course
ok , thanks
it's just hawwww man, i'm such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing
at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you
didn't stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that
err ... look, you don't belong here
ahh .. I know I know , you're right , I don't have , I just , my whole life , I
dreamed ..
no no no I mean , you don't belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is
my room , property of crane heh ..
oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep
yeh
and I'm keeping you up , we 've got big things tomorrow , alright , you're
awesome , last thing I'm gonna say , ok , byebye
whoa...
what was that ?
I didn't say anything
ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward ..
master tigeress , didn't mean to wake you , just ..
you don't belong here
ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room
I mean , you don't belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung
fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be
gone by morning
big fan~~~~
---------------14------------JADE PALACE
外面
PEACH TREE
下
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I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom
ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular
peach tree
I understand , you eat when you are upset
upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am
upset
so why are you upset ?
ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu,
in the history of china, in the history of sucking
probably
and the five , man , you should 've seen 'em , they totally hate me
totally
how's shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not
like the five , I've got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ...
these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles
quit , don't quit , noodles , don't noodles , you are too concern with what
was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a
mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...
---------------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------
ohhh no ~~
what's happening ?
clear up the stairs, go go
fire prop bow
fire ... fire
tailung is free , I must warn shifu
you are not going nowhere , neither is he
let go of me
bring that up ~~
wait ...
bring it back
he's going this way
he won't get far, archers~~
we are dead , so very very dead
hahah ... not yet , we're not .. now
can we run now ...
yes~~
I'm glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I 've been forgotten . fly
back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home
---------------16 ------------JADE PALACE
的房间里
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good morning master!
panda , panda , wake up , heheheh ... he's quit
---------------17------------JADE PALACE
的广场上
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what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the
dragon warrior ?
all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior
would be revealed ..
what are you doing here
hah~~hi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a little
you're stuck
stuck ? no ... what , stu ~~hehe .. nah, this is what I'm gonna ... yeh ...I 'm
stuck
help him
oh dear .. and maybe on three , one two,
three, ha~~thank you
don't metion it
no really I appriciate ..
ever..
hmmm .. you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ?
it takes years to develope one's flexibility , and years longer to apply it in
combat ..
ohhh~~
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
多谢你-ruda
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