卷云纹熊海虹研究生英语综合教程下UNIT3课文

2021年1月20日发(作者：薛坦)
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I remember on my first trip to Europe going alone to a movie in Copenhagen. In Denmark you are
given a ticket for an assigned seat. I went into the cinema and discovered that my ticket directed
me to sit beside the only other people in the place, a young couple locked in the sort of passionate
embrace
associated
with
dockside
reunions
at
the
end
of
long
wars.
I
could
no
more
have
sat
beside them than I could have ask to join in--it would have come to mush the same thing--so I
took a place a few discreet seats away.
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记得我第一次去欧洲旅行的时候 ，我在哥本哈根独自一人去看电影。在丹麦，电影票是对号入座的。
(
此
文来自袁勇兵 博客
)
我走进电影院，
发现在我的票对应的座位旁，
只有一对年轻情侣。这对 情侣如胶似漆地
拥抱在一起，如同一场持久战争结束后码头上亲人的团聚。我很不情愿坐在他们旁边，就 如我绝不会要求
加入他们的行为一样——这两者对我来说并没有什么不同——因此我谨慎地隔几个座位坐 了下来。

People came into the cinema, consulted their ticket and filled the seats around us. By the time the
film started there were about 30 of us sitting together in a tight pack in the middle of vast and
otherwise empty auditorium. Two minutes into the movie, a woman laden with shoppinng made
her way with difficulty down my row, stopped beside my seat and told me in a stern voice, full of
glottal stops and indignation, that I was in her place. This cause much paly of flashlights among
the usherettes and fretful re-examining of tickets by everyone in the vicinity until word got around
that I was an American tourist and therefore unable to follow simple seating instructions and I was
escorted in some shame back to my assigned place.
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人们陆续地走进影院，参照电影票找到位子，在我们周围坐了下来。电影开场 时，这个宽敞空旷的观众
席中间，扎堆地坐了约
30
人。电影开场两分钟后，一个拎着 大包

小包购物袋的女士艰难地挤到我这排，
在我座位旁停下，并用严厉的口吻愤怒地 朝我用充满了喉塞音的丹麦语说道，我坐在了她的位子上。女引
座员马上打开手电筒查看情况，身边所有 的人都不安地重新确认自己票上的座位号，直到大家都清楚了，
我是一个美国游客，因此没有遵循简单的 就座指示。在羞愧中我被送回指定的位子。

So we sat together and watch the movie, 30 of us crowed together like refugees in an overloaded
lifeboat, rubbing shoulders and sharing small noises, and it occurred to me then that there certain
things that some nations do better than everyone else and certain things that they do far worse and
I began to wonder why that should be.
接下来我们坐在一起看 电影，
30
人如同一艘超载的救生船上的难民一般挤作一团。肩膀相互摩擦着，忍受
着 各种细小的噪声。
那时我想，
有些国家在某些事情上做的比任

何其他国家都 好，
然而在另外一些事情上，
他们却糟糕很多。我开始思考为何会有如此反差。

Sometimes a nation's little contrivances are so singular and clever that we associate them with that
country alone-double-decker buses in Britain, windmills in Holland (what an insprired addition to
a flat landscape: think how they would transform Nebraska), sidewalk cafes in Paris. And yet there
are some things that most countries do without difficluty that others cannot get a grasp of at all.
有时候某个国家的小发明是如此独特和精巧，
以至于我们总是由它而联想到这个国家——英国的双层巴士，
荷兰的风车（给原本单调的景观增添了多 么美妙的创意：想想这些风车是如何改变了内布拉斯加州），还
有巴黎人行道上的露天咖啡馆。然而，< br>
也有一些事情，大部分国家能不费吹灰之力地办到，但某些国家却
完全想不到。

The French, for instance, cannot get the hang of queuing. They try and try, but it is beyond them.
Wherever you go in Paris, you see orderly lines waiting at bus stops, but as soon as the bus pulls
up the line instantly disintegretes into something like a fire drill at a lunatic asylum as everyone
scrambles to be the fist aboard, quit unaware that this defeats the whole purpose of queuing.
比如说，法国人无法掌握排队的窍门 。他们一遍遍地尝试，但这似乎超出了他们的能力范围。无论你去巴
黎的任何地方，总会看到整齐的队伍 在公交车站候车。但一旦公交车靠站，队伍立刻瓦解，就像精神病院
的消防演习一样，所有人都争抢着第 一个上车，完全没意识到，这样一来排队的意义就荡然无存了。

The
British,
on
the
other
hand,
do
not
understand
certain
of
the
fundamentals
of
eating,
as
evidenced
by
their
instinct
to
consume
hamburgers
with
a
kinfe
and

my
continuing
amazement, many of them also turn their fork upside-down and balance the food on the back of it.
I've
lived
in
England
for
a
decade
and
a
half
and
I
still
have
to
quell
an
impulse
to
go
up
to
strangers in pubs and restaurants and say,
bouncing all over the table?
另一方面，
英国人则不 能领略吃的基本要领。
证据就是他们本能地使用刀叉来食用汉堡。
更令我惊讶的是，
他 们大多数都把叉子颠倒放置，将食物搁在它的背上。我已经

在英国居住了
15年，但我仍不得不压制这
种冲动，想要走向酒吧或餐馆里的陌生人说：“打扰一下，可以允许我告诉 你一个小技巧吗？那样你就不
会把豆子散落在整张桌子上了。


Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is
nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have