英文金额大写英语角色扮演 情景对话

2021年1月20日发(作者：seventy)
英语角色扮演

情景对话


四人小品《教室那些事》




超级搞笑的四人无厘头校园小品



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中文对照

Four people wulitou funny campus sketch play
things
Character: A B C D (four male)
Location: the classroom
Time: morning
Props: desk, chair, mop, cell phones, etc...




Opening!



A (with A couple of book under A yawn face tired approach) : the happy days, tha
t fill the hold to , haven't to class, the elder brother to sleep.(book
cushion on the table to sleep)



B (after a while, dozen telephone admission) :?I say...You owe me 5 million your
ya exactly is it?Ah????????That today I last warning you!You don't also!I don'
t!...(say that finish, will throw in mobile phone on the desk)



B (looking at A, regrets) alas, old A is the old A, eat satisfied slept, wish hi
m in A dream all the way walk good, amen!



B (picking up the phone) : say, give small beautiful a phone...



C (dragged broken mop, said the audience) : I can imagine the teacher in the exa
mination paper at the mouth when I change the shape of the bleeding 7 frothy, to
o, and it is no wonder that the teacher will fine I wipe a month floor...Well, s
ometimes I just don't understand, why don't you hire a school clean workers?This
increase in jobs remaining, we can also take the time to bubble girl!ShouHua sa
id:
A girl not bubble, not a, see the girl will bubble, , how to applause
is so little?



B:...I said small beautiful ah, one day you name will appear in my registered pe
rmanent residence this getting on, before we put the young did something very ba
d do it, in a few years!...



C (joking) : hey, B elder brother and beauty in the phone call?Listen to name, n
ot yesterday that what little dream!!!!!



B: SHH...Go to go to, find excrement is not?(hurriedly on phone)...Ah?Be not is
not, is not what small dream, you listen to wrong!Alas...You listen to me...Fee
d...(hang up)



B: small C, brother and how many times you say!Don't in the elder brother and M
M...



B&C: (C fall back such as flow) ganciagni older nymphos sure know how hot water,
and they have no devotion smell hunger unconventional fairy to die to bother el
der brother...



C: hey hey



B: well, you don't know, to a bachelor's section, the elder brother when the bac
helor, the elder brother is a traditional man, so has been support three wife an
d four concubine system, small C o, (take out book
e flowers flower is not?Long ago, a sword swing the world;Now
to go to the toilet to... to research



C (false be suffering outfit) : oh, how not bashful see in broad daylight and th
e book!(to himself) well, I was watching or look?Orsee?See is to see?Alas, I wil
l not low, but you wear too little...Well, B elder brother, by the way, why shou
ld I see in the toilet?



B: come on, true don't know or false don't know!Man all know!You know






C: hey hey, B elder brother, I really don't know...



B (etc) : the toilet to cool off, which pleasantly cool which stay to...



C: well...



A (confused) : noisy? Well, noisy?Also let people go to bed?I can be a few secon
ds...Hundreds of thousands of fluctuation, delay za sleeping,...Just...(sleep)



B: scared!Old A is the old A, still dare to frighten elder brother!Could he have
today's float soft?Is such a confident?



C: B elder brother, A brother dare to scare you, or while he sleep, we go to ple
ase him to eat two noodles.



B: go to go to, little come, your ya poor get only a trousers cha, which come mo
ney please him to eat noodles?



C: well, we can ask him to eat with tears and were crying.



B: well, ok, the elder brother would like to eat ice cream, you give elder broth
er to buy a to.



C: well, B elder brother, you said an article with the poor trousers cha, ha ha,
which come the money to buy the ice cream?



B: you pig, last time not teach you ya a spell?To sell ice cream that the old ma
n said: day spirit to uncle spirit to spirit spirit in an ice cream.



C:...Uh, oh!I went to.(walk while said) alas, my life is half the other half is
bad luck deal with it



(C ready to exit, D sad-faced playing)



C (smile) : D early!



D (looking at C, suddenly questioned) : go to your heart of way?



C (jump) :?Don't don't do not...You don't come, you come over to gush.



D (to cry form) : I be brokenhearted, you are malicious happy is not?



C: shout!!D: what's the matter?Quick say out makes us happy happy...(the D pull
to chair, sat)



D (to cry) : 5555...Small X run with other people, with just now I send text mes
sages say break up...



A (confused) : yeah, and...



C (exclusive reaction come over to A says) : are you tired?Tired of day!Comforta
ble is prepared for the dead, sleep!well



A (murky nodded, sleeping)



C: (from do great) say that see, which bastard dare to rob my brother of woman?A
lso don't see (gestures) to don't have long when round, I'll tianma meteors boxi
ng...Brother and you say, you don't have to worry about, the elder brother of go
d shines in the beautiful posture of the moment when choppers hand cut wire, all
the way with lightning sparks, nothing elder brother put rough!Said, who is it!



D: is XXX.



C: ah?!XXX?The school the brother-in-law of za dry brother's nephew's four big a
unt of the grandson of classmate?Well,
I suddenly remembered B brother asked me to buy him an ice cream, that, and the
finished the call B elder brother, I will help you and he'd say, well well



B: (on phone)...???????Xiaojing, alas, believe me, my love for you is like climb
ing to tractor to coax victorious, you say???????We don't fit?I'mpoor?Alas..Als
o, as a child, I the home be poor and can't afford the bike, so my father bought
me a helicopter to walking...???????Appropriate?Oh...Small beautiful?You hear w
ho said she and I?(righteousness is words) tell you, I'm a traditional man!Alway
s support monogamy....Alas, you don't know, once had a terrible love before me,
but I can't take to cherish until one thousand, the party hide the past the hund
reds and rocky, between this mortal world the most terrible thing of this, I hop
e god don't give me this opportunity once again, I want to small beautiful said,
my in the mind only small quiet, if I had to avoid this terrible in love with a
dd a deadline, I hope it is ten thousand years!...What, small beautiful in next
to you?Still has been listening?...Feed...(off)
Alas,, happy time always flies!For only sighs and endless feeling, when happines