solon最新简单幽默英语小故事及翻译

2021年1月20日发(作者：瓦尔希)
1
I Don’
t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.

“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and
then she says that two and four is six, too.”

我不喜欢她

鲍勃的去了所新学校。

一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：
“
你喜欢你的新老师吗？
”

“
不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说
3
加
3
等于
6，然后她又说
2
加
4
等
于
6.”

2
Ten Candies
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how
many candles do you have?”

“Ten.” Jim says.

“Ten
？
” Mother asks.

Yes,
Mum.
Four
candies
are
in
my
stomach
and
six
candies
are
out
of
my
stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

十块糖

妈妈问儿子：
“
吉姆，

如果你有
10
块糖，吃了
4
块，那你还有几块糖？
”

“10
块。
”
吉姆说。

“10
块？
”
妈妈问。

“
是的，妈妈。因为4
块在我的肚子里面，
6
块在肚子外面，
4
加
6
等于
10
，
不对吗？
”

3
Where is the egg?
Teacher:

Can you make a sentence with the word
Student:

Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:

Then where is the “egg

Student:

In the cake, sir.
鸡蛋在哪里？

老师：你能用
“
鸡蛋
”
一词造句吗？

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：
“
鸡蛋
”
在哪？

学生：在蛋糕里，先生


4
Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a
night. John is looking at the sky.
Tom
is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

John says, “I’m counting stars.”

Tom
laughs
and
says,
“It’s
really
dark
now.
Why
not
count
them
tomorrow
morning?”

明天早上数

一个晚上
,
约翰抬头看着天空。

汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：
“
你在干什么？
”

约翰说：
“
我在数星星。
”

汤姆笑着说：
“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？
”

5
It Must Be Crowded
A
teacher
is
telling
his
students,
“The
moon
is
very
large.
Several
millions
of
people can live there.”

And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

一定很拥挤

一位老师告诉学生们：
“
月亮非常大，上面能住几百万人。
”

一个男孩笑着说：
“
当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！

6
Are Flies Y
ummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question?
It’s a silly question.”

But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

苍蝇好吃吗？

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的爸爸：
“
爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？
”