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关于幽默的英语演讲稿

幽默英语演讲稿一：幽默英语演讲稿范文


good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like
to introduce a few favorite books to you.

my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is a diary written by an
italian
boy
enrico.
the
diary
is
about
his
life
and
study.
it
included various touching stories that happened around enrico,
the
mottos
taught
by
his
parents,
as
well
as
the
wonderful
ten

stories
told
by
his
teacher
during
the
class.
every
word in the chapter describes the word
to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really
touching.

this novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. i


really
like
this
book
very
much.
how
about
you?
what
is
your
favorite book?

my favorite book is . have you read it before?

oh, i haven t read this book before. what is it about?

well,
it
is
a
story
of
a
rich
girl
who
maintained
her
noble
character
after
the
bankruptcy
of
her
father.
the
story
is
happy
ending.

can you tell us why you love this book so much?

sure. it is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the
challenges and difficulties with courage. i am deeply impressed
by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story.
i have decided to learn from her from now on.

oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot wait to read this
book as well.

幽默英语演讲稿二：初中幽默英语演讲稿（
1235
字）



matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and
hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town.


’
s
go
to
the
fair,
matt,
his
wife
said.

haven
’
t
been
anywhere for a long time.

matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to
spend money at the fair. at last he said,
’
m not
going to spend much money. we
’
ll look at things, but we won
’
t buy anything.

they
went
to
the
fair
and
looked
at
all
the
things
to
buy.
there
were many things matt
’
s wife wanted to buy, but he would not
let her spend any money.

then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.



matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun
flight. however, he didn
’
t want to have to pay for his wife, as
well.




’
ve only got $$$$ 10,
me for free?
’
t selling many tickets, so he said,

’
ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn
’
t scream or
shout, she can have a free flight.

matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at
one moment it was flying upside down.

when the plane landed, the pilot said,
’
t
make a sound. she can have her ride free.


you,
matt
said.

wasn
’
t
easy
for
her,
you
know,
especially when she fell out.

幽默英语演讲稿三：幽默英语演讲稿（
754
字）

a helping hand

a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining
and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass


eye fell into his hand.

he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young
woman looking down.



she said,

on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a
drink.
as
she
was
very
attractive
he
agreed.
shortly
afterwards
she
said,

about
to
have
dinner.
there
plenty.
would
you
like to join me?

he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as
the
evening
was
drawing
to
a
close
the
lady
said,

had
a
marvelous evening. would you like to stay the night?

the man hesitated then said,
you meet?





关于幽默的英语演讲稿

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love your mother

爱你的母亲


why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?

你为什么哭
?
一个小男孩问他的妈妈
.

because i

因为我是女人
,
她告诉他
.

i don

我


不明白
.
他回答


his mom just hugged him and said,



and you never will, but that

妈妈拥抱了他说
,
你永远也不会明白
,
但没关系
...

later the little boy asked his father,

why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.

后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣
?

all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......

所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣
,
这是他的父亲唯一可
以解释的
...

the little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大
,
成了男人的时候
,