glen简单的英语幽默小故事

2021年1月20日发(作者：收)
简单的英语幽默小故事

简单的英语幽默小故事

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Mr. Jones had a few days’ holiday, so he said, “I’m going to go to
the mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag,
went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and
he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked
at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.

Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window
too.

The other people in the carriage laughed. “Is your bag going to
bring your beautiful hat back?” they
asked.

“No,” Mr. Jones answered, “but there’s no name and no address in
my hat, and there’s a name and address on the bag. Someone’s
going to find both of them near each other, and he’s going to send
me the bag and the hat.”

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An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank
and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the
bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock.

The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank.

The man took a gun out of his poc
ket and said to the clerk, “Give me
all the money.”

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简单的英语幽默小故事

But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keys
in his hand and said, “Young man, you’re stupid! Never leave your
keys in your car: someone’s going to steal it!”

The man looked at the old woman for a few seconds. Then he
looked at the clerk
—
and then he took his keys, ran out of the bank,
got into his car and drove away quickly, without any money.

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Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years
old. Last year her mo
ther said to her, “You’re six years old now,
Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going
to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”

“Is it an English school?” Mary asked.“Yes, it is,” her mother said.

Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother
always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in
the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4
o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class.

“We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,”

she said. “She’s
six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s
German.”

“Does she speak English?” Mary’s mother asked.“No, but she laughs
in English,” Mary said happily.

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