dentist离职申请书范文英文版

2021年1月21日发(作者：大题小做)
离职申请书范文英文版


离职申请书范文英文版



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Dear Mr. Smith
，


As a graduate of an institution of higher education
，
I
have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that
my
direct
superiors
have
an
in
___ect
that
ranges
above
the
mon
ground
squirrel.
After
your
consistent
and
annoying
harassment
of my co-workers and me during the mission of our duties
，
I
can only surmise that you are one of the few true geic wastes
of our time.

Asking
me
，
a
work
administrator
，
to
explain
every
little
nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into
my office is not only a waste of time
，
but also a waste of
precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to work puter
systems
，
and you were apparently hired to provide amusement
to myself and other employees
，
who watch you vainly attempt
to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth
time.

You
will
never
understand
puters.
Something
as
incredibly
simple
as
binary
still
gives
you
too
many
options.
You
will
also
never understand why people hate you
，
but I am going to try
and
explain
it
to
you
，
even
though
I
am
sure
this
will
be
just
as effective as ___ing you what an IP address is. Your shiny
new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You
walk
around
the
building
all
day
，
shiftlessly
looking
for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed
，
useless look
about
you
that
may
have
worked
for
your
interview
，
but
now
that
you
actually
have
responsibility
，
you
pawn
it
off
on
overworked
staff
，
hoping their talent will cover for your glaring
ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution
，
you are the
blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at.
Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

Since this situation is unlikely to change without you
getting
a
full
frontal
lobotomy
reversal
，
I
am
forced
to
tender
my resignation. However
，
I have a few parting thoughts.

1.
When
someone
calls
you
in
reference
to
employment
，
it
is illegal for you to give me a bad remendation. The most you
can
say
to
hurt
me
is
I
prefer
not
to
ment.
I
will
have
friends
randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you
honest
，
because I know you would be unable to do it on your
own.

2.
I
have
all
the
passwords
to
every
aount
on
the
system
，

and
I
know
every
password
you
have
used
for
the
last
five
years.
If
you
decide
to
get
cute
，
I
am
going
to
publish
your
favorites
list
，
which
I
conveniently
saved
when
you
made
me
back
up
your
useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not
usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures
of your Mothers birthday
，
you neglected to mention that you
were
going
to
take
pictures
of
yourself
in
the
mirror
nude.
Then
you
forgot
to
erase
them
like
the
techno-moron
you
really
are.
Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce
bottle
，
but
I
assure
you
that
those
have
been
copied
and
kept
in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of
remendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having
to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time
，
and I expect the letter of
remendation on my desk by 8
：
00 am tomorrow. One word of this
to
anybody
，
and
all
of
your
little
twisted
repugnant
obsessions
will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems
administrator.
Why?
Because
they
know
what
you
do
with
all
that
free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day.

Dear Mr. Ben(the name of your boss)


尊敬的
Ben
先生
(
老板的名字
)


①
Please aept this letter as formal notification that I
am leaving my position with XXX pany on August 7.


请接受这封辞职信，我将于八月七日正式辞去我在
XXX
公司的
职位。