现实生活中摩登家庭 -第4季第21集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语-打印-word版

2021年1月22日发(作者：prior是什么意思)

- I didn't say anything. - Stop talking.
That's talking.
You think she's asleep yet?
I'm on the same side of the door as you are.
.
Lily lost her first tooth today.
And she's very excited about the visit from the tooth fairy.
When I have my first loose tooth,
my mom tied one end of the string to it,
,
fired off a 12-gauge shotgun,
and the cow went running out of the room.
That never happened.
Tell that to the cow- shaped hole in my bedroom wall.
Gotcha!
what are you doing here?
You're not the tooth fairy.
N-no. But we just wanted to see if she'd come yet.
No. She sure is taking her sweet time.
- Maybe you should just go back to sleep, sweetie. - Yeah.
'cause it could take a while.
I've got nowhere to be.
Mom, I can't be late today.
Sanjay Patel and I are dissecting a pig.
So sad what passes for a date in your life.
- Haley. - He keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments.


He wants me to act like a nurse.
Now it sounds like a date in Haley's life.
Okay, before you say no...
- No. - You haven't even seen it yet.
Mm, I'm sticking with
It's for Luke's Career Day.
I thought I'd offer the kids a chance
to put their face on my body.
Ew. I just heard it, too.
How come you guys never had a Career Day?
- Cutbacks. - Nor'easter.
Today I get to talk about the love of my life...
residential real estate.
He really doesn't hear it.
I wanna make Luke proud.
I wanna be his hero like my dad was
when he talked to my class
about running a grocery store.
He came in with two price guns in holsters
and marked our teacher at $$1.29
before she knew what hit her.
I bet that produced a lot of laughs.
Claire, please.
And Olivia Berman's mom
works in the rare books department at the library.
Hope I get a chance to pick that brain.


Looks like you got quite the Career Day lineup.
So I guess they already got a closet guy coming in, huh?
No. I didn't think you'd wanna do it.
I don't, but you know, I just feel bad for the kids.
A lot of interesting stories in the closet biz.
Oh. Why have you never told us any?
Okay. Well, for example, there was this guy...
- must have had over a hundred hats... - Yes?
And we had to fit them in the closet.
Okay?
And we did.
All right. Maybe it's not the most exciting career
in the world, but it pays the bills.
No one is complaining.
Were there other things I'd rather do? Yes.
- But I had to make ends meet. - What other things?
Well, I always wanted to write thrillers.
- Like that hat story? - Spy thrillers.
I've been kicking around this character,
CIA agent Chuck Stone, who doesn't care
how much his antics annoy the brass in Arlington.
Why didn't you ever try it?
I was busy with work and family.
I was gonna start writing after my divorce,
But you know... life got in the way.
Why do you point at me when you say


Am I
I meant you keep my busy.
You had a 3-hour nap on Sunday.
- I was tired. From what?
Your 2-hour nap on Saturday?
Jay, I've been with you for five years,
and I've never heard you mention anything about writing.
Hey. I bought a typewriter.
A typewriter?
When is your book signing?
1975?
It's a hell of a character.
They taught him how to kill,
but he never learned to love!
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Okay.
Daddies! Daddies! The tooth fairy came.
- What? No way! - Oh, that's so exciting!
What'd she bring you?
Oh! Fairy dust. Nice touch.
Oh, my gosh, it's a lot.
Some stickers...
A toothbrush...
And a hundred dollar bill!
- What? Okay. - Wow. Look at that.
I love the tooth fairy.
The tooth fairy gave our daughter $$100.


Does she not know that the going rate for a tooth
is $$5 at the most?
Well, obviously, the tooth fairy made a mistake.
Maybe it's 'cause the tooth fairy
had a little too much chardonnay last night.
I think the tooth fairy can handle the chardonnay.
What I don't think she can handle
is criticizing someone who made an honest mistake
in the dark of the night.
I'm gonna put this in my clutch.
I can't wait to tell everyone at school!
Okay, we cannot be the parents of a 6-year-old
who gets $$100 from the tooth fairy.
It's bad enough we're the parents
of a 6-year-old with a clutch.
You know, that bag transitions from day to night seamlessly,
and I no longer have to carry crayons in my front pocket.
Can't have this argument again!
Thank you, Dr. Ann,
for showing us how exciting and surprising
a real live therapy session can be.
I will hold on to this card.
Next up, we have Luke's dad, Mr. Dunphy.
Hey. Thank you.
Guess what?
I've been in your house when you weren't home.


And yours. And yours.
No, I'm not a burglar. I'm a realtor.
Ho! Hey, sorry I'm late!
I just sold another mansion.
How you doin', honey?
History is full of great rivalries--
Athens and Sparta, Kerrigan and Harding,
Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe.
In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.
In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.
Pay attention, kids.
You're about to hear from the number four realtor in town.
Anyway, uh, I'm not gonna bore you guys with a lecture.
Instead, I'd like you to watch
as I converse with a young man
who's wondering what to do with his life.
Hey, kid.
Hey, kid, up here! Up here!
Yo, dude! Whassup?
I'll tell you what's up.
I'm interested in helping you
by telling you all about a career in real estate.
Real estate? Isn't that just buying and selling houses?
I don't have time for that. Epic fail.
Sounds like we need to start at the beginning.
You see, real estate is about people.


People?
Couldn't agree more, Phil. Best part of our job
is putting the right person in the right home.
- Gil... - Matter of fact, last week,
I put a
I put a
- a Spanish home. - Gil.
A world without houses? That's cray cray.
Okay. Okay.
Phil, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to screw up your little show.
I know timing is critical on these things.
- Gil, please. - Believe me, the last thing I want to do is...
Aw! You sold a house to the channel 7 weatherman?
No. No.
But I did sell one to Kobe Bryant.
What?! Guess what? He's not talking to you. He's talking to me.
And I have a very funny story, actually.
- A guy walks into... No. - That's hilarious.
No! I haven't told it!
Okay, um... Oh!
Great throw. You were right.
- It is in my court. - Ball's in your court!
But guess what-- it was me the whole time.
What?!
Come on, kids, come on.
Give it up! Give it up! He tried.


I think we all know what you were going for, Phil.
But I'm lookin' out here, and I'm seeing some hungry kids.
Am I right? That's why I brought plenty of...
Gil pickles!
Who wants a Gil pickle?
Come on. Let me see 'em.
All right. Come on. Grab one.
Gil pickles.
Genius.
So much better than my Phil-low cases.
Claire wasn't a fan.
One of him in bed is more than enough.
Do you hear that, ladies?
All right. Just hit
Hey! You just sold a house!
And you're gonna be chasing that high for the rest of your life.
Give her a round of applause, everybody.
She just sold a house.
I wanna thank you kids for having me here today.
And remember the three rules of real estate--
Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe!
Thank you, Mr. Thorpe.
It turns out we have a little extra time.
- Uh, Mrs. Dunphy? - Yes?
I'm sure the class would love to hear from you.
Oh, no. I just came in to help my husband.


I'm a... I'm a stay-at-home mom.
I know. And that's a very important job.
It is. Uh, yeah.
I can--I can do this for a minute.
Um, stay-at-home mom.
Uh, what that means is I actually have
a whole bunch of different jobs.
I am a chauffeur, a chef,
Uh, a house manager,
- A nurse. - Is it what you always wanted to do?
No. Not exactly.
Uh, I went to college, uh, to study marketing
and worked at one of those big hotel companies.
But when my kids came along,
I just wanted to be there.
You know, wipe their noses and change their diapers
And tuck 'em in at night.
Mom!
For the record, I do all my own wiping.
So why haven't you gone back to work?
I've done a few things lately. I just redid a house,
and I ran for city council last year.
You're on the city council?
No. I-I didn't win.
- You lost? - That's what
I... I thought I would be going back to work


when the kids got older,
But it--it's not as easy as you might think.
You know, people aren't exactly lining up
to hire a woman who's almost 40
and has been out of the job market for 15 years.
I thought you were 42.
That's almost 40, Luke.
My mom went back to work when I was 4.
Oh, so there was no one at home to teach you not to interrupt?
Okay. Hey, hey, hey!
Let me tell you something.
Stay-at-home moms are heroes.
- Yeah. - They're the backbone of this country.
Thanks, Gil.
I mean, if I had to do that job,
I'd probably drink myself to death, honestly.
All right, let's give her a round of applause, everybody.
Come on.
Oh, come on, you can do better than that. Let me hear ya!
All right! All right!
All right, class dismissed. Get out of here!
No!
No, no, no.
We have... Guys, we have three more hours.
- Here. - My old typewriter.
You said you want to write. Write.


Now? I've got a busy day.
I already called your office
And told them that you can't come in
to walk around for 20 minutes
saying to everyone,
I know this is your subtle little way
of saying you don't think I can do it.
No. It's life getting out of the way.
Fine. I'm gonna take you up on your little challenge,
but you should know this--
this behavior of yours is not gonna fly
when you lose your looks.
You're gonna be long gone by then.
- Dunphy. - Yeah? Oh.
- You okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine.
Don't let that little smart-ass bother you, all right.
Have you seen her mother? Does not age well.
well, um, thanks for rescuing me in there.
And tell Phil I'm sorry
if I threw him off in there.
I probably should learn just to keep my big blowhole shut.
Actually, it went a little better than it did in rehearsal,
to be honest.
- But I will tell him what you said. - All right.
You know, your little meltdown in there got me thinking.
I'm building a retail office development,