爱情公寓英语剧本

2021年1月24日发(作者：柯以敏)
人物：
Z
（曾小贤）
,H
（胡一菲）

,Y
（悠悠）
,Q
（子乔）

SECTION ONE
H
（啃着苹果）
：
Oh, I see, you want to get ZhangWei
’
s room back.
Z: Yes. We have to do this, for the peace of our department!
H
: How can you demand me to do this?
Ｑ
: We can pay whatever we have, including ZhangWei!
H
:
It’s
not the matter of money, he could get it back if he has the ability t
o defeat me by intelligence.
Z: OK,
I’d
like to present him to challenge you.
H
: you? Hahahh~~~
Z: hahahhha~~
don’t
you afraid?
H
: No way! I mean, you three could just come in one time. If you were lu
cky enough to defeat me, just have whatever you want, but if you fail, I w
ill occupy the whole department!
Q: Are you sure?
H
: Of course.
Z: That is a deal! (
悠悠突然冲出来
)
Y: OOUWOWO, you are having a competition. Great, great! I would like b
e the judge and set the questions!
四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。

Y: Here comes the rule: Each team have to answer thirty questions, you
will have thirty seconds for each question. Now, the coin will tell us whic
h team first.
悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻

Y: Would you please get your side up first?
大家一阵嘘声

Q: The side of
head!…..
No! the flower!....No! no no,the head!
Ｚ
: Is that so important?
Q: the order is very important! Ok,ok,, the head
…
…
(
突
然
很
激
动
)flower!!
Z: well, we have decided, the head side.
Y: Hehe~
I’m
sorry, but neither side of the coin is the head.
Q: (
很激动
) my god, it
’
s all your fault! We
’
ve lost the good order!
Ｚ
: (
。
。
。的
): ignore it, anyway, the side without flower.
Y(
抛硬币
): It is the side of number.
Q: number?
(…)Who
chose the number?
三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。

Ｑ＆Ｚ
: Oh year! Year! Great!
Y: boys, please choose your subject.
Q: Western sexy!
(
大家尴尬对视
)
Y: This subject is not included. There are only subjects of animals, lifestyl
e, movies and science.
Z:
Well…
the lifestyle subject.
Y: Well, listen carefully: there is someone that you always take responsibi
lity for her but never take responsibility for you, who is it?
三人笑了

Ｚ：ｔｈｉｒｄ


ｐａｒｔｙ

Y
：
wrong
，
it
’
s bank. Yifei
H
: Animals
Y:A pig need to go across the bridge, and the bridge can only afford 500 k
ilograms. The pig weighs 300 kilograms. But the bridge broke down while
it was crossing the bridge. Why?
Ｚ
: how can it be the subject of animals?
Y(
出示黄牌
)
H
: I got it. The pig was driving!
Y: right.
Q: How can a pig drive?
H
: why can
’
t a pig drive since Zengxiaoxian can do so? (
曾小贤做开车动
作
)
Y: well, it
’
s your turn
Q: Japanese movies
Y(
黄牌
)
Z: we choose lifestyle again.
Y: listen , Huyifei falls from the height of 6000 to 1000. why is she still aliv
e?
Q: for she was in a plane.
Y: wrong. She was a Chinese stock investor who dropped from 6000 poin