中国网络流行语之英文版

2021年1月24日发(作者：halogen)
中国网络流行语之英文版


哥抽的不是烟，是寂寞！

What brother is smoking is not a cigarette, but loneliness!
哥们，让一下，你挡着我的手机信号了。

Brother
, excuse me, you are blocking my mobile phone’s reception.

雷锋做好事不留名，但把每一件事情都记到日记里

Lei Feng does good things without seeking recognition, but records everything in his
diary.
奥巴马
,
你还记得大明湖畔的夏语荷吗
?
Obama, do you still remember Xia Yuhe on the bank of Daming Lake?
每个成功的奥特曼背后都有一个默默挨打的小怪兽

Behind every Ultraman success is a silent beaten little monster
.
人生啊
,
就像茶几
,
上面摆满了杯具
…

Life, is like a coffee/tea table, wi
th cups placed all over it…

再牛的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤

Even the most niu Chopin cannot express my sadness.
看广告看的好好的，怎么突然蹦出个电视剧

Happily
watching
commercials,
how
did
a
television
drama
suddenly
appear?
[complaint that there are more commercial than programming on television these
days]
信春哥考本科
,
信曾哥得永生

Believe in Brother Chun and get into university, believe in Brother Zeng and receive
everlasting life.
管他黑猫白猫，不被逮住都是好老鼠

Doesn’t matter if he uses a black cat or a white cat, any mouse that doesn’t
get
caught is a good mouse.
[Refers to famous Deng Xiaoping quote]
贾君鹏你妈妈喊你回家吃饭

Jia Junpeng, your mother wants you to go home to eat.
爱情就像便便，水一冲就再也回不来了
~
爱情就像便便，来了之后挡也挡不住
~
爱情就像便

便，每次都一样又不太一样
~
爱情就像便便，有时努力了很久却只是个屁！

Love is like poop, upon flushing, it will never come back~ Love is like poop,

the it comes, you can’t stop it even if you wanted to~ Love is like poop, eve

ry time it is the same yet not quite the same~ Love is like poop, sometimes after
trying hard for a long time only results in a fart!
如果太阳不出来了，我就不去上班了；如果出来了，我就继续睡觉！

If
the
sun
does
not
come
out,
I
will
not
go
to
work;
If
it
comes
out,
I
will
just
continue sleeping!
骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。

Too many swindlers, not enough fools left.
不要迷恋哥

哥只是个传说
~
Don’t be obsessed with brother
, brother is only a legend~

我临时性的回了个帖

I replied to a post on a whim.
人生啊
,
就像茶几
,
上面摆满了杯具
…

人生啊
,
就像茶叶，天天泡在杯具里
…

Life, is like a coffee/tea table, with cups placed all over it…

Life, is like a tea leaves, seeped daily in cups…

哈哈
~
我不是一个随便的人，可我随便起来不是人

Haha~ I am not a reckless man, but when I get reckless, I am no longer a m
an…

女人是水做的，为了迎合她们，男人注定成为一个个杯具

Women are made of water
, in order to cater to them, men are destined to one by one
become cups.
生活就像强奸，反抗不了，要学会享受！

Life is like rape, if you cannot fight it, you must learn to enjoy it!
莫装
B
，装
B
遭雷劈

Don’t zhuang B, zhuang B will
be struck by lightning.
世界时我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的
~~
The world is ours, and also our sons’, but ultimately that bunch of grandsons’

['Grandson' also has a negative meaning, like
从未在超越

,
一直在模仿
!
Never surpassed, always imitated!
[Probably referring to Michael Jackson]
不要迷恋姐

姐会让你吐血

Don’t be obsessed with sister
, sister will make you vomit blood.

人生就是杯具与餐具的集合

Life is a set of cups and utensils.
你是不是党员？你准备替党说话还是替老百姓说话？

Are you a Communist Party member? Are you prepared to speak for the Party or for
the ordinary common people?
我相信会有那么一个男人是为了受我虐待而来到这个世上的

I am confident there will be that one guy who enters the world meant to endure my
abuse.
我身在江湖
,
江湖却没有关于我的传说
!
I am in Jianghu, yet Jianghu does not have any legends of me!
人情债

我肉偿了！

My debts of gratitude have been repaid with my body!
对不起，你知道的太多了！

Sorry, you know too much!
台湾，你母亲六十大寿喊你回家吃饭

T
aiwan, your mother is calling you back home to eat for her 60th birthday!
哥回的不是帖，是寂寞！
！
！
！

What brother is replying to is not a post, but loneliness!!!
给我一个姑娘，我能创造一个民族！

Give me a young girl and I can create a ethnicity/nationality!
老虎不发威，你以为我是
HEIIO KITTY
.
Just because this tiger is not angry, you think I am HELLO KITTY?