一分钟英语笑话带翻译

2021年1月25日发(作者：英语商标)


一分钟英语笑话带翻译



篇一：经典英语小笑话带翻译




1
、
Be Careful What You Wish For




A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell
on the same day.



During
the
celebration
a
fairy
appeared
and
said
that
because
they
had
been
such
a
loving
couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.



The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the
tickets in her hand.



Next,
it
was
the
husband's
turn.
He paused
for
a
moment, then
said
shyly,

I'd
like to
have a woman 30 years younger than me.



The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.



慎重许愿



一对结婚
25
周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。




庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚
2 5
年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给
许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。




妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。
“
呯
!”
的一声，她的 手中出现了一张票。




接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害 羞地说，
“
那我想要一位比我年轻
30
岁的女人。
”



仙女拾起了魔术棒。
“
呯
!”
，他变成了90
岁。




2
、
All Right



Hurrying
my
11-year
old
daughter
to
school,
I
made
a
right
turn
at
a
red
light
when
it
was
prohibited.







没关系



我赶着开车 将
11
岁的女儿送到学校去，
在红灯处右拐了，
而那是不允许的
(< br>译注
:
在一些国
家如英国
,
其交通规则是车辆左行的
,
与我国相反
)
。
“
啊噢，
”
意识到犯了错误，我 说。
“
我刚才拐
弯是违章的。
”



“
我想那没关系的，
”
女儿回答说：
“
我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。
”



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篇二：英语幽默笑话带翻译




英语幽默笑话带翻译





1:A
man
was
hit by
a
cab
in
the
street. He
was
brought
to
the hospital.
His
wife
who was
standing
up
by
his
bed,
said
to
the
doctor:

think
that
he
is
very
ill.

am
afraid
that
he
is
dead.
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医生懂得多





一个男人在街 上被出租车撞倒送进了医院
.
他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说
:
我想他伤得< br>很厉害
.
医生说
:
我怕他已经死了
.
听到医生的话< br>,
这个男人转动着头说
:
我没死
,
我还活着
.
妻
子说
:
安静
,
医生比你懂得多
.




2:You can't go without me




The bus is very tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
on the bus.














没有我你们走不了





公共汽车上很拥挤
.
一位男士想上车
,
但是没有人给他让路
.





喂
,
让我上车
!
那位男士喊道
.





车太挤了
,
你最好坐下一辆

车上的一位乘客对他说
.





但是没有我 你们走不了
.
我是司机
!
那位男士说道
.




3:Drunk




One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all
kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked,
'Drunk',
dad?

my
son,
his
father
replied,

there
are
standing
two
policemen.
If
I
regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.








醉酒




一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是
有提不完的问题。
他向父亲发问道：
“
爸爸，
‘
醉
’字是什么意思？
” “
唔，
孩子，
”
父亲回答说，
“< br>你
瞧那儿站着两个警察。
如果我把他们看成了四个，
那么我就算醉了。
” “
可是，
爸爸，

”
孩子说，
“
那儿只有一个警察呀！
”



4:Hospitality




The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.
The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese
which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said:

must
have
better
eyes
than
your
mother,
sonny.
Where
did
you
find
the
cheese?

the
rat-trap, sir,



好客




由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没 有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男
孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，
他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，
把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

客
人微笑着把奶酪 放进嘴里说：
“
孩子，
你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？< br>” “
在
捕鼠夹上，
先生。
”
那小男孩说。
5:Dear white, something you got to know .When I was born, I was
I grow up, I am blackWhen I'm under the sun, I'm blackWhen I'm cold, I'm blackWhen
I'm afraid, I'm black.

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When I'm sick, I'm I die, I'm still ---white




people,When
you were
born,
you
were
you
grow up, you become
're
red
under
the
're
blue
when
you're

are
yellow
when
you're
're
green
when you're 're gray when you you, call me




亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。

当我出生时，我是黑色的我长大了，我是黑色的
我在阳光下，我是黑色的我寒冷时，我是黑色的我害怕时 ，我是黑色的我生病了，我是黑色的
当我死了，
我仍是黑色的。
你
---白种人，
当你出生时，
你是粉红色的。
你长大了，
变成白色的。
你在阳光下，你是红色的。你寒冷时，你是青色的。你害怕时，你是黄色的。你生病时，你是
绿色的。当 你死时，你是灰色的。而你，却叫我「有色人种」？





6
：
Where is the father?




Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.










Where is the father?




The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,
pictures.




兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。





“
看，
”
哥哥说，
“
这些画多漂亮呀！
”




“
是啊，
”
弟弟说道，
“
可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。





那爸爸去哪儿了呢？
”




哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：
“
很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
”



7
：
How Many Rabbits?




Teacher:
Now,
Jonathan,
if
I
gave
you
three
rabbits
and
then
the
next
day
I
gave
you
five
rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?Jonathan:Nine, sir.




Teacher: Nine?




Jonathan:I've got one already, sir.




多少只兔子？





老 师：
好，
乔纳森，
假如我给你三只兔子，
第二天我又给你五只，
你一 共有多少只兔子？





乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。





老师：九只？





乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。





8
：
These Are My Jeans




After going on a diet
，
a woman felt really good about




herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago
．





“Look
，
look
．
” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband
．
“I can wear my old
jeans again
．
”




Her husband looked at her for a long time
，
when said
，
“Honey
，
I love you
，
but these are my
jeans
．
”

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那是我的裤子
!




一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好
——
特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上
的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道：
“
快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”
她丈夫看了
她好一会儿，然后说：
“
亲爱的，我爱你。但那是我的裤子 。
”



9
：
The mean man's party




The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find
his
apartment,
he
said,

up
to
5M
and
ring
the
doorbell
with
your
elbow.
When
the
door
open, push with your foot.





吝啬鬼请客





一个出了名的吝啬 鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：
“
你上到五楼，
找 中间那个门，
然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。
门开了之后，
再用你的脚把门推开。
”




“
为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？
”




“
你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来 吧？
”
吝啬鬼回答。





10
：
All I do is pay








is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign
secretary.



























































我要做的一切就是付钱


布朗先生告诉同事说：
“
我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子


是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。
”

“< br>听上去挺有意思的，
”
他的同事说，
“
那你的职务是什么呢？
”

“
我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。
”

1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(
蘑菇
)

2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?

Anything it eats.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(
鼓膜
)

4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?




A kitten.(
小猫
)




7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?




Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.

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