《查理与巧克力工厂》英语剧本

2021年1月25日发(作者：seedling)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory script
This is a story of an ordinary little boy...
...named Charlie Bucket.
He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children.
His family was not rich or powerful or well- connected.
In fact, they barely had enough to eat.
Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in the entire world.
He just didn't know it yet.
-Evening, Buckets. -Evening.
Hi, Dad.
Soup's almost ready, darling.
Don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love.
Oh, well. Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.
Charlie...
...I found something I think you'll like.
Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory.
The hours were long, and the pay was terrible...
...yet occasionally, there were unexpected surprises.
It's exactly what I need.
What is it, Charlie?
Dad found it, just the piece I needed.
-What piece was it? -A head for Willy Wonka.
Well, how wonderful.
It's quite a likeness.
-You think so? -Think so?
I know so.
I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes.
-I used to work for him, you know. -You did?
-I did. -He did.
He did.
I love grapes.
Of course, I was a much younger man in those days.
Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street.
But the whole world wanted his candy.
-. -Yeah?
We need more Wonka bars...
-...and we're out of chocolate birds. -Birds?
Birds.
Well, then we'll need to make some more. Here.
Now open.
The man was a genius.
Did you know he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream...
...so that it stays cold for hours without a freezer?
You can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day, and it won't go runny.
-But that's impossible. -But Willy Wonka did it.
Before long...
...he decided to build a proper chocolate factory.
The largest chocolate factory in history.
Fifty times as big as any other.
Grandpa, don't make it gross.
Tell him about the Indian prince. He'd like to hear about that.
You mean, Prince Pondicherry?
Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to ...
...and asked him to come all the way out to India...
...and build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate.
It will have 100 rooms, and everything will be made of either dark or light chocolate.
True to his word, the bricks were chocolate...
...and the cement holding them together was chocolate.
All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well.
So were the carpets and the pictures and the furniture.
It is perfect in every way.
Yeah, but it won't last long. You better start eating right now.
Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace.
I intend to live in it.
But was right, of course.
Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun.
The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace...
...but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own.
All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of .
They began sending in spies to steal his secret recipes.
Fickelgruber started making an ice cream that would never melt.
Prodnose came out with a chewing gum that never lost its flavor.
Then Slugworth began making candy balloons...
...that you could blow up to incredible sizes.
The thievery got so bad...
...that one day, without warning...
... told every single one of his workers to go home.
He announced that he was closing his chocolate factory forever.
I'm closing my chocolate factory forever.
I'm sorry.
But it didn't close forever. It's open right now.
Yes, well, sometimes when grownups say
Such as,
-Now, Pops. -The factory did close, Charlie.
And it seemed like it was going to be closed forever.
Then one day we saw smoke rising from the chimneys.
-The factory was back in business. -Did you get your job back?
No.
No one did.
But there must be people working there.
Think about it, Charlie. Have you ever seen a single person...
...going into that factory or coming out of it?
No. The gates are always closed.
Exactly.
But then, who's running the machines?
-Nobody knows, Charlie. -It certainly is a mystery.
Hasn't someone asked ?
Nobody sees him anymore. He never comes out.
The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy...
...already packed and addressed.
I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time...
...and see what's become of that amazing factory.
Well, you won't, because you can't. No one can.
It's a mystery, and it will always be a mystery.
That little factory of yours, Charlie, is as close as any of us is ever going to get.
Come on, Charlie. I think it's time we let your grandparents get some sleep.
-Good night, Grandpa George. -Night, Charlie.
-Night-night. -Chair.
Thank you, dear.
Night, Grandpa Joe.
Good night, Grandma Georgina.
Nothing's impossible, Charlie.
-Good night. -Night, Charlie.
Sleep well.
Indeed, that very night, the impossible had already been set in motion.
Dear people of the world...
...I, Willy Wonka...
...have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year.
In addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize...
...beyond anything you could ever imagine.
Five golden tickets have been hidden...
...underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonka bars.
The bars may be anywhere...
...in any shop, in any street, in any town, in any country in the world.
Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy...
...and find a golden ticket inside?
I know, but I only get one bar a year, for my birthday.
Well, it's your birthday next week.
You have as much chance as anybody does.
Balderdash. The kids who are going to find the golden tickets...
...are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day.
Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Mark my words, the kid who finds the first ticket...
...will be fat, fat, fat.
Augustus. This way.
I am eating the Wonka bar...
...and I taste something that is not chocolate...
...or coconut...
...or walnut or peanut butter...
...or nougat...
...or butter brittle or caramel or sprinkles.
So I look...
...and I find the golden ticket.
Augustus, how did you celebrate?
I eat more candy.
We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket.
He eats so many candy bars a day...
...that it was not possible for him not to find one.
Yes, it is good, Augustus.
--golden ticket claimed and four more....
Told you it'd be a porker.
What a repulsive boy.
Only four golden tickets left.
Now that they've found one, things will really get crazy.
--of every shape, size and hue.
Veruca. Can you spell that for us, please?
V-E-R-U-C-A. Veruca Salt.
As soon as my little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets...
...I started buying all the Wonka bars I could lay my hands on.
Thousands of them. Hundreds of thousands.
I'm in the nut business, you see. So I say to my workers:
Morning, ladies. From now on, you can stop shelling peanuts...
...and start shelling the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead.
Three days went by, and we had no luck. Oh, it was terrible.
My Veruca got more and more upset each day.
Where's my golden ticket?
I want my golden ticket.
Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that.
I vowed I would keep searching until I could give her what she wanted.
And finally, I found her a ticket.
Daddy, I want another pony.
She's even worse than the fat boy.
I don't think that was really fair. She didn't find the ticket herself.
Don't worry about it, Charlie. That man spoils his daughter.
And no good ever comes from spoiling a child like that.
Charlie, Mum and I thought...
...maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight.
Here you are.
Maybe I should wait till morning.
-Like hell. -Pop.
All together, we're 381 years old. We don't wait.
Now, Charlie, you mustn't feel too disappointed...
...you know, if you don't get the....
Whatever happens, you'll still have the candy.
Ah, well.
That's that.
-We'll share it. -Oh, no, Charlie.
Not your birthday present.
It's my candy bar, and I'll do what I want with it.
Thank you, darling.
Thank you, Charlie.
Bless you.
All right, let's see who found it.

These are just some of the 263 trophies and medals my Violet has won.
I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things...
...I laid off the gum, switched to candy bars.
She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it.
I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer.
This piece of gum I'm chewing right now...
...I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record.
Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton.
So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest.
I don't care who those other four are. That kid, it's gonna be me.
Tell them why, Violet.
Because I'm a winner.
What a beastly girl.
Despicable.
You don't know what we're talking about.
Dragonflies?
But wait, this is just in.
The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee.
All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates...
...offset by weather and the derivative of the Nikkei Index.
A retard could figure it out.
Most of the time I don't know what he's talking about.
You know, kids these days, what with all the technology....
Die! Die! Die!
Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.
In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar.
-And how did it taste? -I don't know.
I hate chocolate.
Well, it's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little--
That question is, who will be the winner of the last gold--?
-Dad? -Yes, Charlie?
Why aren't you at work?
Oh, well, the toothpaste factory thought they'd give me a bit of time off.
Like summer vacation?
Sure. Something like that.
In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all.
The upswing in candy sales had led to a rise in cavities...
...which led to a rise in toothpaste sales.
With the extra money, the factory had decided to modernize...
...eliminating 's job.
We were barely making ends meet as it was.
You'll find another job.
Until then, I'll just-- Well, I'll just thin down the soup a little more.
Don't worry, , our luck will change.
I know it.
Charlie.
My secret hoard.
You and I are going to have one more fling...
...at finding that last ticket.
You sure you want to spend your money on that?
Of course I'm sure. Here.
Run down to the nearest store...
...and buy the first Wonka candy bar you see.
Bring it straight back, and we'll open it together.
Such a good boy, really.
Such a good....
Grandpa?
-You fell asleep. -Have you got it?
Which end should we open first?
Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid.
Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket?
Yes, it was in the paper this morning.
Good boy. Come on, George. Good boy.
One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, please.
Okay. Here you go.
The nerve of some people.
I know. Forging a ticket. Come on.
It's a golden ticket.
You found Wonka's last golden ticket.
In my shop too!
Listen. I'll buy it from you. I'll give you $$50 and a new bicycle.
Are you crazy? I'd give him $$500 for that ticket.
You wanna sell me your ticket for $$500, young man?
That's enough of that. Leave the kid alone.
Listen. Don't let anyone have it. Take it straight home, you understand?
Thank you.
Mom! Dad!
I found it!
The last golden ticket! It's mine!

Here.
Read it aloud. Let's hear exactly what it says.

I shake you warmly by the hand. For now, I do invite you to come to my factory...
...and be my guest for one whole day.

...showing you everything there is to see.

...you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks...
...each one filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat.

...beyond your wildest imagination.
Now, here are your instructions.

You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you.
Until then, Willy Wonka.
The 1st of February.
-But that's tomorrow. -Then there's not a moment to lose.
Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your hands, brush your teeth, blow your nose.
-And get that mud off your pants. -Now we must all try and keep very calm.
First thing that we have to decide is this: Who is going with Charlie to the factory?
I will. I'll take him. You leave it to me.
How about you, dear? Don't you think you ought to go?
Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know more about it than we do, and....
Provided, of course, he feels well enough.
No. We're not going.
A woman offered me $$500 for the ticket.
I bet someone else would pay more.
We need the money more than we need the chocolate.
Young man, come here.
There's plenty of money out there.
They print more every day.
But this ticket...
...there's only five of them in the whole world...
...and that's all there's ever going to be.
Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money.
Are you a dummy?
No, sir.
Then get that mud off your pants. You've got a factory to go to.
Daddy, I want to go in.
It's 9:59, sweetheart.
Make time go faster.
Do you think will recognize you?
Hard to say. It's been years.
Eyes on the prize, Violet.
Eyes on the prize.
Please enter.
Come forward.
Close the gates.
Dear visitors...
...it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory.
And who am I?
Well....
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
Everybody give a cheer! Hooray!
He's modest, clever and so smart
He barely can restrain it
With so much generosity
There is no way to contain it!
To contain it To contain, to contain, to contain!
Hooray!
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
He's the one that you're about to meet
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka
He's the genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate wiz
The best darn guy who ever lived
Willy Wonka, here he is!
The amazing chocolatier
Wasn't that just magnificent?
I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale....
Who are you?
-He's Willy Wonka. -Really?

The Earth says hello.

Welcome to the factory. I shake you warmly by the hand.
My name is Willy Wonka.
Then shouldn't you be up there?
I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?
, I don't know if you'll remember me...
...but I used to work here in the factory.
Were you one of those despicable spies who tried to steal...
...my life's work and sell it to parasitic, copycat, candy-making cads?
No, sir.
Then wonderful. Welcome back.
Let's get a move on, kids.
Don't you want to know our names?
Can't imagine how it would matter. Come quickly. Far too much to see.
Just drop your coats anywhere.
-? Sure is toasty in here. -What?
I have to keep it warm in here. My workers are used to an extremely hot climate.
They just can't stand the cold.
Who are the workers?
All in good time. Now....
, I'm Violet Beauregarde.
-I don't care. -Well, you should care.
Because I'm gonna win the special prize at the end.
Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key.
I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir.
I always thought a verruca was a type of wart...
...you got on the bottom of your foot.
I am Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.
I can see that. So do l.
I never expected to have so much in common.
You. You're Mike Teavee.
You're the little devil who cracked the system.
And you. Well, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you?
And the rest of you must be their--
-Parents. -Yeah.
Moms and dads.
Dad?
Papa?
Okay, then. Let's move along.
-Would you like some chocolate? -Sure.
Then you should've brought some.
-Let's be friends. -Best friends.
An important room, this.
-After all, it is a chocolate factory. -Then why is the door so small?
That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside.
Now, do be careful, my dear children.
Don't lose your heads.
Don't get overexcited.
Just keep very calm.
It's beautiful.
What?
Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful.
Every drop of the river...
...is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality.
The waterfall is most important.
Mixes the chocolate.
Churns it up. Makes it light and frothy.
By the way...
...no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children.
And you can take that to the bank.
People.
Those pipes...
...suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory.
Thousands of gallons an hour. Yeah.
And do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass.
Please have a blade. Please do. It's so delectable and so darn good-looking.
You can eat the grass?
Of course you can.
Everything in this room is eatable.
Even I'm eatable.
But that is called cannibalism, my dear children...
...and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.
Yeah.
Enjoy.
Go on. Scoot, scoot.
Son.
Please.
Dad, he said,
Why hold on to it? Why not start a new piece?
Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser, like you.
Daddy, look over there.
What is it?
It's a little person.
Over there, by the waterfall.
-There's two of them. -There's more than two.
-Where do they come from? -Who are they?
Are they real people?
Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas.
-Oompa-Loompas? -lmported, direct from Loompaland.
-There's no such place. -What?
, I teach high-school geography, and I'm here to tell you--
Well, then you'll know all about it, and, oh, what a terrible country it is.
The whole place is nothing but thick jungles...
...infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world.
Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles.
I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for candy.
Instead...
...I found the Oompa-Loompas.
They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below.
The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars, which tasted revolting.
The Oompa-Loompas looked for other things...
...to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better:
Red beetles, the bark of the bong-bong tree.
All of them beastly...
...but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars.
But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean.
An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year.
But, oh, how they craved them.
All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans.
The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so I told the chief:
They are such wonderful workers.
I feel I must warn you, though, they are rather mischievous.
Always making jokes.
Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do!
Hey, little boy.
My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.
He'll drown.
He can't swim.
Save him!
Augustus! No!
Augustus!
Augustus, watch out!
There he goes.
Call the fire brigade!
It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough.
It isn't big enough. He's slowing down.
He's gonna stick.
I think he has.
He's blocked the whole pipe.
Look. The Oompa-Loompas.
What are they doing?
They're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion.
They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop
The great big, greedy nincompoop
Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul and infantile

To send him shooting up the pipe!
But don't, dear children, be alarmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit
Slowly, wheels go round and round
And cogs begin to grind and pound
This greedy brute, this louse's ear
Is loved by people everywhere
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge?
Bravo! Well done!
Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming?
-I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed. -Like they knew it was gonna happen.
Oh, poppycock.
Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to?
That pipe, it just so happens to lead...
...directly to the room where I make delicious...
...strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge.
Then he will be made into strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge.
They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?
No. I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible.
Can you imagine Augustus- flavored, chocolate-coated Gloop?
No one would buy it.
I want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the Fudge Room, okay?
Help her find her son.
Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?
?
Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless--?
lmprovisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it.
You, little girl. Say something.
-Anything. -Chewing gum.
Chewing gum is really gross Chewing gum, I hate the most
See? Exactly the same.
No, it isn't.
You really shouldn't mumble.
Because I can't understand a word you're saying.
Now, on with the tour.
-Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking? -Of course they're joking.
That boy will be fine.
What's so funny?
I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans.
Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property...
...that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.
You don't say.
All aboard.
Onward!
Here.
Try some of this. It'll do you good. You look starved to death.
-It's great. -That's because it's mixed by waterfall.
The waterfall is most important.
Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy.
-By the way, no other factory in the world-- -You already said that.
-You're all quite short, aren't you? -Well, yeah. We're children.
Well, that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.
-You were once. -Was not. Know why?
Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head.
Look at your short, little arms. You could never reach.
Do you even remember what it was like being a kid?
Oh, boy, do l.
Do l?
In fact, Willy Wonka hadn't thought about his childhood for years.
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Who do we have here?
Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.
And who's that under the sheet?
Little Willy Wonka.
Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist...
...Wilbur Wonka.
Now...
...let's see what the damage is this year, shall we?
Caramels.
They'd get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they?
Lollipops.
Ought to be called
Then we have all this....
All this...
...chocolate.
You know, just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal...
...that some children are allergic to chocolate.