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英语小故事
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字：拿破仑病了
杰克到一所大学去学历 史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。
学校让他退学。不过，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要 求让杰克继
续来年的学业。
“他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说 ：“您要是让他这次及格，我
相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”
“不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答。“你知道吗
?
上个月我 问
他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。”
“先生，请再给他 一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，
恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都 不知道。”
He Was Only Wrong by Two
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian
college, and he was always trying to find good players, but
they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the
college.
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to
the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed
to enter without an examination.
some persuasion,
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very
easy quest
ions, but the student didn‘t know any of the
answers.
At last the dean said,
The student thought for a long time and then answered,
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