-
Psst. In here!
- I
’
m safe. - Not quite.
The amulet,please,Mr. Stinson..
Why?
Help!Help!
The kid.
- Help! - Hang on,kid.
Grab my tie.
But you
’
re not supposed to take the tie off.
You
lost
a
bet
with
your
friends
Lily
and
Marshall
Which
requires
you
to
wear
the
tie
for
a
full
year.
If
it
means
saving
your
life,I
think
they
’
ll
understand!
They sound like nice people!
Yeah,they that...
Come
’
s it.
Thanks, can I repay you?
You can stay in school,that
’
s how.
No!
True story.
But golly,I
’
m just gonna miss the heck out of
that ducky tie.I really am.
Look what I just found in the trash.
No!
No smoking
Do not
No motorcycles
Kids,you haven
’
t truly lived until somewhere,
Somebody
puts
a
sign
up
because
of
something you did.
For instance...
Have
you
guys
seen
that
sign
out
front
that
says
”
Absolutely No Boogie- Boarding
”
?
What
’
s that all about?
Oh,that
’
s a great got time for it?
Well,I
’
m
supposed
to
go
to
my
mom
’
s
birthday,so...
Please make it as long as you can.
Well,it happened a few months night
of the hurricane...
嘿
这儿！
-
安全了
-
还没哦
护身符拿来
Stinson
先生
干嘛逼我啊？
救命！救命！
有孩子
-
救我！
-
抓紧了
孩子
抓住我的领带
可是你不能把领带摘下的
你跟
Lily
和
Marshall
打赌输了
按赌注
你得戴满整整一年
如果能救你的性命
我相信他们会理解我的
他们可真是大好人
是啊
没错
抓住
...
加油
好的
万分感激啊
先生
你要我怎么报答你呢？
你快回去上课就算报答了
不要
绝对真实
不过老天
我真心想念那个小鸭领带
发自内心的
看看我在垃圾桶里发现了什么
不要
禁止吸烟
禁止戳戳骆驼
禁止摩托入内
孩子
直到某处有人对你的所作所为
立了
个警示牌
你才有真切的存在感
比如说
...
你们看到外面那牌子上写的
“不许俯冲式冲
浪”吗？
有什么典故？
哦
那可是个精彩至极的故事
有时间洗耳
来听么？
我要去参加我老妈的生日宴会
所以，尽可能慢慢的讲吧
此时发生于数月之前
那暴风雨来临之夜
Kids,it was August 26,2011,
And Hurricane Irene was barreling towards
New York .
August
Guys,guys , storm is serious.
Luckily,you
are
friends
with
a
former
Boy
Scout.
And a Boy Scout is always what?
- Unpopular? - Beaten up?
Going to the movies with his mom?
A Boy Scout is always prepared .
-Prepared
to
spend
lunch
in
his
locker?
-
Prepared to die a virgin?
-
Prepared
to
paint
his
sister
’
s
nails?
-
Prepared for emergencies!
That
’
s why a week ago,when Irene was just a
tropical depression...
You
’
re tropical depression.
This guy got us...
A distance backpack,and a rental car that seats
five ,
Parked right outside .
We
’
re
gonna
drive
up
to
my
place
in
Westchester where we
’
ll all be safe.
Boy Scouted!You are welcome.
Ted
’
s right,we should go.
Hey,on the way out of the city,
Do you mind if we stop at my place so I can
get something ?
Okay,what did you have to get?
My drink
’
re not going anywhere.
What?No!We
don
’
t
have
time
for
this!We
gotta get going!
- Ted,I
’
m older than you. - Yeah.
- And taller. - Just older.
And when you reach my age,and height ,
You
’
ll see that things like this hurricane are no
big deal.
They
’
re going to close the bridges.
You guys ,we got to get out of here.
I
’
m afraid I
’
m with blondie on this one.
This storm is nothing.I
’
m from Vancouver.
You know what we call this in the Couv?
Barbecue weather.
孩子
那天是
2011
年
8
月
26
日
暴风雨艾琳呼啸而来
席卷纽约
2011
年
8
月
26
日
童鞋们
童鞋们
这暴风可不是闹的
幸运的是
你们有个童子军出身的朋友
童子军出身的会怎样呢？
-
不招人待见？
-
不堪一击？
跟他老妈一块儿去看电影？
童子军会时刻准备着
-
准备去冷藏室那午饭吃？
-
准备当一辈子
老处男？
-
准备给他妹妹涂指甲？
-
准备好应对突发
状况！
因此
一周之前
当艾琳只是热带低气压时
你就是热带低气压
这位童子军为我们准备了
...
一个灾难应急包
还租了辆
5
人座的车
此刻正停在外面
我们要开车去我家维斯切斯特
到哪儿我们
就安全了
童子军万岁
不用谢了
Ted
是对的
我们应该走
嘿
去哪儿的路上
你们不介意顺路去下我那儿
我去拿点东西
吧？
好了
你要拿什么？
喝起
我们哪儿也去不了
什么？
不行！
来不及了
得赶紧走！
Ted
我比你年长
-
是的
-
也比你高
-
只年长
等你涨到我的年龄
达到我的高度时
你会发现像这种暴风算屁啊
警方已经封锁桥面了
你们
咱得赶紧离开这儿
我这回跟黄毛站一边
这风算啥啊
我可是打温哥华来的
你知道我们在温哥华怎么叫着？宜烧烤天
气
Yeah,I
’
m with these guys.
Drinking
beer
i
front
of
Barney
’
s
giant
TV
beats
sitting
in
the
car
listening
to
Memories
of a Geisha.
Come on, we
’
re at the best part.
Oh, it
’
s my mom,checking to see if I
’
m okay.
Hey,Mom.
Ooh,
Mommy!It
’
s
dwizzling
out!I
’
m
so
scared!
Bikini weather.
Marshall,you are with me,right?
Sorry,old
I
can
’
t
afford
to
tempt
fate.
Oh
right,I
was
being
really
weired.I
should
explain.
Last summer I quick my job.
And then, a week before the hurricane...
Huh, my medical insurance just explained....
That
gives
me
two
uninsured
weeks
before
I
’
m added to your plan.
I
’
s no biggie.
Ow!Paper cut.
Death is all around us.
So for the next two weeks he was basically a
really clingy Edger Allan Poe.
The Grim Reaper beckons.
I feel his icy grip around my throat,
The
breath of his round at my heels,
The unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my
chamber door.
And you,
With your blither request,you only hasten his
Inevitable triumph.
Is that what you desire?
Is that what you desire,Lily?
I just wanted you to get us some bagels.
Bagels?
Do
you
have
any
idea
what
could
happen
to
me whilst getting bagels?
What the...?!No,not like this!
Fine . I
’
ll go get the bagels.
-No
！
- Why not?
And remember,not too much cream cheese.
Half a shmear, max.
是的，我跟他们一起
在大电视钱喝着小酒
坐在车里听着艺妓回忆录
拜托
我们刚听到最精彩的那段
哦，是我妈
打电话问平安的
嘿
妈妈！
哇喔
妈妈
外面昏天暗地的
我好怕！
适合穿比基尼的天气
Marshall
你会跟我走的
对吗
拜托
老兄
可是我不能蔑视命运
哦
是的
我的确很诡异
我可以解释
去年夏天
我辞职了
然后
大概是暴风来前一周。
。
。
哈
我的医疗保险到期了
我将会有两个星期处于无保状态
有什么大不了的
噢
被纸划了
死亡时刻在我们身边
所以接下来的两周
他像被埃德加爱伦坡
附身了
死神的召唤
我能感觉到他冰凉的手扼住我的咽喉
他的呼吸萦绕在我身后
他冷酷的镰刀声声敲击着我的房门
还有你
你漫不经心的要求
反而加速了注定属于他
的胜利
这就是你所希望的吗
这就是你所希望的吗，
Lily?
我只是想让你去买点百吉饼
百吉饼？
你能预料到卖百吉饼的途中会发生什么
吗？
什么鬼。
。
。？！
不
不要这样！
那好吧
我自己去买百吉饼
-
不行！
-
又怎么了？
记得别家太多奶油乳酪
最多加一半
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