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2021年1月26日发(作者:管子怀)
Computers
are
useless.
They
can
only
give
you
answers.”
-
Pablo
Picasso

计算机没有什么用处。它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。

--
Pablo Picasso

“Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.”
- Zalman Stern

分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。

--
Zalman Stern

“A
computer
lets
you
make
more
mistakes
fa
ster
than
any
other invention
in
human
history,
with
the
possible
exception
of
handguns
and
tequila.”
- Mitch Ratcliffe

人类有史 以来的所有发明中--也许不包括手枪或龙舌兰酒--计算机是让你
犯错误最多最快的。

--
Mitch Ratcliffe

“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the thing
s
they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.”
- Andy Rooney

计算机使很多事情更容易做到,但其中大部分并不是必需。

--
Andy Rooney

“Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions”
- Laurent
Gasser

计算机并不解决问题,它们只是执行解决方案。

--
Laurent Gasser

“Large
increases
in
cost
wi
th
questionable
increases
in
performance
can
be tolerated only in race horses and women.”
- Lord Kelvin
如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升,
这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人
身上才是让 人可以容忍的。

--
Lord Kelvin

“Memory
is
like
an
orgasm.
It’s
a
lot
better
if
you
don’t
have
to
fake
it.”
- Seymore Cray (on virtual memory)

内存就象性高潮。不作假会好一点。

--
Seymore Cray (
对虚拟内存的评价
)

“Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too
difficult for the Computer Scientist.”
- F. L. Bauer

所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。

--
F. L. Bauer

“Base
eight
is
just
like
base
ten
really,
if
you’re
missing
two
fingers”
- Tom Lehrer

八进制和十进制其实也差不多,如果你少了两根手指头的话。

--
Tom Lehrer

“There
are
10
kinds
of
people
in
the
world,
those
that
understand
binary
and those that don’t.”

“There
are
10
kinds
of
people
in
the
wor
ld,
those
that
understand
trinary,
those that don’t, and those that confuse it with binary.”


这个世界上有
10
种人,其中有些是能理解二进制的,有些则不懂。

这个世界上有
10
种人,
其中有些是能理解三进制的,
有些不懂,
有些则把它和
二进制弄混淆了。


“If you torture the data enough, it will confess”
- Ronald Coase

如果你拷问数据到一定程度,它自然会坦白的。

--
Ronald Coase

“As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error”
-
Weisert

据我们所知,我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。

--
Weisert

“If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if
you teach them how
to program,
you
will fr
ustrate them
for a lifetime.”


如果你交给某人一个程序,
你将折磨他一整天;
如果你教某人如 何编写程序,

将折磨他一辈子。


“Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.”
- Dick Brandon

文档就如同“性爱”,当它好的时候,简直美妙得无与伦比;当它糟糕的时候,
又糟得一塌糊涂 。

--
Dick Brandon

“Programming
is
like
sex:
one
mistake
and
you
have
to
support
it
for
the
rest of your life.”
- Michael Sinz

编程就好比“性爱”,一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁。

--
Michael Sinz

“Perfection is achieved
not
when you
have nothing more to add,
but when
you have nothi
ng left to take away.”
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

无一分可增不叫完美,无一分可减才是。

--
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

“Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature,

摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活


摩尔庄园桑叶-男佣的幸福生活



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