0Ayfmzc《老友记》中英剧本第一季第七集

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秋风清，秋月明

,

落叶聚还散

,

寒鸦栖复惊。

107 The One With the Blackout

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing

her guitar for the crowd.]

Rachel:

Everybody?

Shh,

shhh.

Uhhh...

Central

Perk

is

proud

to

present

the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.

(applause)

Phoebe:

Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment

when

you

suddenly

realize

what

life

is

all

about.

OK,

here

we

go.

(plays

a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.

[Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights

go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.]

Chandler:

Oh,

great

. This is just...

(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule

with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)

Opening Credits

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone with her mother.

Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.]

Rachel:

Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked

out!

Monica:

Mom

says

it's

all

of

Manhattan,

parts

of

Brooklyn

and

Queens,

and they have no idea when it's coming back on.

Rachel:

Wow, you guys, this is big.

Monica:

(into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna

meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we

talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)

Phoebe:

Can

I

borrow

the

phone?

I

want

to

call

my

apartment

and

check

on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?

(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)

Phoebe:

Well, I never call

me

.

[Scene:

ATM

vestibule,

Jill

Goodacre

is

on

the

cellular

phone.

Chandler's thoughts are in italics.]

Chandler:

Oh

my

God,

it's

that

Victoria's

Secret

model.

Something...

something Goodacre.

Jill:

(on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.

Chandler:

She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am

trapped

in

an

ATM vestibule

with

Jill

Goodacre!

(pause) Is

it a

vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah,

that

is the part to focus

on, you idiot!

Jill:

(on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an

ATM vestibule.

Chandler:

Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.

Jill:

(on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some

guy.

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107

停电

各位请安静

中央公园很荣幸为各位介绍

菲比小姐

谢谢，

首先我想演唱有关顿悟人生那一刻的歌

开始罗

非常感谢

什么

?

这下可好

真是太…

这简直是酷毙了

纽约大停电

我妈说是整个布鲁克林

外加部份曼哈顿和皇后区

不知何时恢复电力这可真是大停电

制作：陶德史帝芬

裤子和毛衣，

为什么，妈

?

停电我能去见谁

?

电力公司的人

?

单身的趁火打劫之徒

?

以后再聊，好吗

?

电话能借我吗？

导演：詹姆斯布罗

我想打回住处

并确定我祖母是否安好

等等，我的电话几号

?

我从未打电话给自己过

天啊，是她

维多利亚秘密的模特儿

叫…古亚克的

妈，我是洁儿

没错，洁儿古亚克

没想到我和洁儿同时被困在提款机室

是小室还是正厅

?

那才是值得注意的对象，笨蛋

对，我没事只是被困在银行提款机室

洁儿说小室

?

那我也说小室

我没事，

不，旁边有人

我不认识，某人

某人

?

行，某人

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Chandler:

Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy

last night. Yes, he was

some guy

.

(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at

him.)

[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles

lit.]

Joey:

Hi everyone.

Ross:

And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani.

Joey:

Well,

Chandler's

old

roomate

was

Jewish,

and

these

are

the

only

candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.

Phoebe:

(at

window)

Eww,

look.

Ugly

Naked

Guy

lit

a

bunch

of

candles.

(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)

Rachel:

That had to hurt!

[Scene: ATM vestibule.]

Chandler:

Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half

minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something.

Just make contact, smile!

(Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.)

Chandler:

There you go!

(He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.)

Chandler:

You're definitely scaring here.

Jill:

(awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)

Chandler:

Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah,

thanks. (takes phone)

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.]

Monica:

Hello?

Chandler:

Hey, it's me.

Monica:

(to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?

Chandler:

Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I'm

trppd in an ATM vstbl wth

Jll Gdcr

.

Monica: What?

Chandler:

I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth

Jll Gdcr

!

Monica:

I have no idea what you just said.

Chandler:

(angry) Put Joey on the phone.

Joey:

What's up man?

Chandler:

I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth

JLL GDCR

.

Joey:

(to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with

Jill

Goodacre!

(on

phone)

Chandler,

listen.

(says

something

intentionally garbled)

Chandler:

Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting

around the coffee table talking.]

Rachel:

Alright, somebody.

Monica:

OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.

All:

Whoooaa!

Ross:

That's my sister.

Joey:

OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room

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洁儿，我昨晚看见你和某人在一起

没错，他是某人

.

各位

今晚主持停电晚会的

是崔维安尼拉此

钱德的老室友是个犹太人

我们只剩这些蜡烛

祝各位光明节快乐

瞧，丑陋裸男点燃几根蜡烛

一定很痛

已过了

14

分

30

秒

你却连一字也没说

争气点，打破沉闷

微笑

效果不错

算了吧，你正在吓她

想打电话给某人吗

?

好啊，

高中时代有三百个同学

谢了

是我

是钱德

你好吗

?

我还好

我和洁儿吉亚克被困在提款机室

什么

?

我和洁儿吉亚克被困在提款机室

我听不懂你在说什么

叫乔伊听电话

怎么了

?

我和洁儿吉亚克被困在提款机室

噢

,

我的天那

他和洁儿吉亚克被困在提款机室

钱德，听着…

别以为我没这个念头

换人，快

好吧，换我

大四在撞球台上

这就是我妹啦

我最奇怪的地方是在

纽约市立图书馆二楼女厕

拜托，你去图书馆干什么

菲此，你呢

?

密尔瓦基

罗斯

?

迪士尼，

1989

年小小世界

不可能…

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on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.

Monica:

Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?

Ross:

Pheebs, what about you?

Phoebe:

Oh... Milwaukee.

Rachel:

Um... Ross?

Ross:

Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'

All:

No way!

Ross:

The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of

those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we

were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.

Phoebe:

Oh, Rachel.

Rachel:

Oh come on, I already went.

Monica:

You did not go!

All:

Come on.

Rachel:

Oh,

alright.

The

weirdest

place

would

have

to

be...

(sigh)...

oh, the foot of the bed.

Ross:

Step back.

Joey:

We have a winner!

[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and

Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]

Rachel:

I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion,

you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle

of a theme park.

Ross:

Well,

it

was

the

only

thing

to

do

there

that

didn't

have

a

line.

Rachel:

There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature

golf course.

Ross:

Come on.

Rachel:

No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.

Ross:

(sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?

Rachel:

I

mean,

do

you

think

there

are

people

who

go

through

life

never

having that kind of...

Ross:

Probably.

But

you

know,

I'll

tell

you

something.

Passion

is

way

overrated.

Rachel:

Yeah right.

Ross:

It

is.

Eventually,

it

kind

of...

burns

out.

But

hopefully,

what

you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of

my

ex-wife,

lesbianism.

So,

you

know,

for

all

of

those

people

who

miss

out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.

Rachel:

(sigh) OK.

Ross:

But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.

Rachel:

You don't.

Ross:

Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future.

Rachel:

Really?

Ross:

Mmmm.

Rachel:

You do?

Ross:

I do.

Rachel:

Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and

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机器故障

所以我和卡萝就到荷兰机器儿童后面

他们好死不死正巧修好机器…

从此他们禁止我们再到奇幻王国去

瑞秋呢

?

拜托，我说过了

你才没那

快点告诉我们

好吧，最奇怪的地方是床脚

我们今晚有优胜了

我从来没有那种关系也没那种感受

在主题乐园中你忽然欲火中烧

当时只有这件事可做

巴瑞连在打迷你高尔夫时

也不肯亲我

少来

他说这样会耽误后面的人

你逃婚的原因是…

你认为有人这辈子没有过那种…

也许吧

但是我得告诉你

激情被过度重视

没错

最后激情很快就退去

但双方仍保有信赖，安全感和

...

以我前妻为例…女同志主义

因此

缺乏激情之人还有其他可取之处

但我想你不是那种人

你认为我不是？

我

...

对你的未来将充满激情

你真的这样认为

?

没错

罗斯，你真是太了不起了

不可能发生的

什么

?

你和瑞秋

为什么

?

因为你拖太久才行动

现在只能待在< /p>

”

朋友区

”

不，我没在朋友区

罗斯，你是朋友区主席

我在静观其变，行吗

?

我正在为以后铺路

我每天往前推进一点

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gets up)

(Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)

Joey:

It's never gonna happen.

Ross:

(innocently) What?

Joey:

You and Rachel.

Ross:

(acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?

Joey:

Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're

in the

friend zone

.

Ross:

No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.

Joey:

Ross, you're mayor of the zone.

Ross:

I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah.

I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...

Joey:

Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what

you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end

up stuck in the zone forever.

Ross:

I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey

looks at him) What? What, now?

Joey:

Yeeeeaaaahhh!

What's

messing

you

up?

The

wine?

The

candles?

The

moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think

that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)

Ross:

Shhhh!

Rachel:

What are you shushing?

Ross:

We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something.

Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?

Rachel:

Ahhhh!

Ross:

See?

Rachel:

Huh. (she agrees, but looks very confused)

[Scene: ATM vestibule.]

Jill:

Would you like some gum?

Chandler:

Um, is it sugarless?

Jill:

(checks) Sorry, it's not.

Chandler:

Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note:

If

Jill

Goodacre

offers

you

gum,

you

take

it.

If

she

offers

you

mangled

animal carcass, you take it.

[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]

Phoebe:

(singing)

New

York

City

has

no

power,

and

the

milk

is

getting

sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy....

la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)

Ross:

(to Joey) OK, here goes.

Joey:

Are you going to do it?

Ross:

I'm going to do it.

Joey:

Do you want any help?

Ross:

You come out there, you're a dead man.

Joey:

Good luck, man.

Ross:

Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.

Joey:

OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)

(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)

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罗斯她根本不知道你在想什么

如果再不快点约她出去

你将困在朋友区永远无法脱身

我会的

我只是在等恰当的时机

什么

?

什么

?

你缺什么

?

美酒

?

烛光

?

月光

?

你只需走到她面前说

瑞秋，我想你…

你在嘘什么

?

因为我们正在听

听什么

?

难道你没听见

?

听见没

?

想来片口香糖吗

?

无糖的吗

?

抱歉，不是

不，谢了

你在搞什么东西

?

切记

洁儿请你吃口香糖你就吃

她叫你吃动物死尸

你也得吃

纽约大停电

牛奶变酸

不过没关系

因为我不喝牛奶

我要去了

.

你决定啦

?

我决定了

需要帮助吗

?

如果你想当电灯泡你就死定了

罗斯…祝你幸运

你要去哪里

?

外面

.

不行，你不能去外面

为什么

?

因为有理由

什么理由

?

不能告诉你

乔伊，到底怎么了

?

好吧，但你得答应我

不会告诉罗斯是我说的

说什么

?

他正在准备你的生日舞会