英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)

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Midway Tactics

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.

Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying,

and

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming,

Slashed!

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply

stated,

中间战术

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺 。

旁观者等着

瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌， 上书：“大减价

!

”“特便宜

!

”

!

”“大折扣

!

”

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌 ，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the

army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of

course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her,

’

m going abroad tomorrow, but I

‘

d be very happy if we could write to

each other.

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer,

telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital

in England.

Joan went there and said to the matron,

‘

ve come to visit Captain

Humphreys.

‘

s all right,

‘

m his sister.

‘

m very pleased to meet you,

‘

m his mother!

在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼

.

< br>飞利浦斯是其

中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和 士兵。

一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，

但如果我们能 够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通

着信。

后来，他再没有来信。 她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在

英格兰的某个部队医院里。

琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。

“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

Two Soldiers

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one

‘

s name was George, and

the second one

‘

s name was Bill. George said,

paper and an envelope, Bill?

Bill said,

Then George said,

‘

t got a pen.

George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said,

you got a stamp, Bill?

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him,

you going out?

Bill Said,

George said,

stopped.

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered,

‘

s

your girl- friend

‘

s address?

军营里有二名士兵，

一个叫乔治，

一个叫比尔。

乔治问：

“比尔，

你有信纸、

信封吗

?

”

比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。

乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比 尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。

写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮 票吗

?

”比尔给了他一张。

这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔 治问：“你要出去吗

?

”

比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。

乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有

...

”他停住了。

“你还要什么

?

”比尔问。

乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是

-?

”

Five Months Older

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the

army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if

they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that

he was 18.

But John

‘

s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the

same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older

boy

‘

s family name, so when he saw John

‘

s papers, he was surprised.

twins?

months older than I am.

大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了，

约翰想参军，

可他只有十六岁，

当时规定男孩到十

八岁才能入伍。所以军医给 他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，

而且也 是这个军医给他做的检查。

这位医生还

记得他哥哥的姓。所以当 他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了

?

”军医问。

“十八，长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗

< br>?

”

约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game

between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met

many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the

recruits if they would pose for photographs,

expect if he should attend West Point.

One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet

and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained,

our son what he missed by not coming to West Point.

父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。

开始之前，

我们到处转了转，

碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员 。

几名游客问新兵是

否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。

“好让我们的儿子知道，

如果他到西点军校来学习

会 得到什么。”

< br>一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，

问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。