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英语冷笑话大全
Improvement
One student to another:
I
used
to be
one
who
couldn't
understand
the
English
men,
and
now it's the English men who can't
understand me.
进步
一位学生对另一位说:
“
你的
英语
最近学的怎么样
?”
“
很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。
”
Half or
Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather
have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me
why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much
juice when you cut the orange
into
five tenths.
半个还是十分之五
老师:你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘
?
杰拉得:我宁可要半个。
老师:仔细想想,说出理由来。
杰拉
得:因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了。
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher:
Hands
up all those who want to go to Heaven?
Hands
up .....
what
about
you,
Terry?
Y
ou
haven't
got
your
hand
up
--
don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go
straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来,
把手举起来。
。
。你呢,哈
里
?
你还没举手呢
--
你不想去天堂吗
?
哈里:
我去不了,因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
How Many Rabbits?
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you
three rabbits and then the next day
I
gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you
have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan:
I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子
?
老师:好,乔纳森,假
如我给你三只兔子,第二天我又给你五只,你
一共有多少只兔子
?
乔纳森:一共有九只,先生。
老师:九只
?
乔纳森:先生,我本来就有一只。
Essay
Teacher
had
set
his
class
an
essay
in
Game
of
Cricket
After
two
minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in
and was allowed to go home.
His essay
read:
作文
老师给学生出了个
作文题:
“
一场板球赛
”
。两分钟后,西蒙。斯蒂尔
交了作文,
老师允许他回
家了。
他在作文上写道:
“
下雨,
p>
比赛终止。
”
Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for
me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who
discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny,
sir.
谁发现了澳大利亚
?
老师:约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
约翰尼:先生,在这儿。
老师:对了。萨默,你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚
?
萨默:先生,是约翰尼。
Lightning
Teacher: Why is it
said that lightning never strikes the same place
twice?
Roy: Because after it's struck
once the same place isn't there any more!
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