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高中英语短文带翻译英语幽默短文带翻译阅读
幽默
,
作为快乐的源泉之一
,
存在于生活的方方面面。它不仅给<
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人们带来了笑声
,
也给人们带来了健康和
对生活的满足感。了英语幽
默短文带翻译，欢迎阅读
!
谁是第一个男人
a teacher said to her
class
：“
who was the first
man?
”
有个老师问班上的学生：“谁是第一个男人
?
“
george
washington
，”
a little boy
shouted promptly.
乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“
how
do
you
make
out
that
george
washington
was
the
first
man?
”
asked the
teacher
，
smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道乔治
·华盛顿是第一个男人呢
?
”老师问道，宽容
< br>地微笑着。
“
because
，”
said
the
little
boy
，“
he
was
first
in
war
，
first in
peace
，
and first in the
hearts of his countrymen.
”
小男孩说：
“因为他是战时第一，
和时第一，
国人心中第
一。
”
but at this point a larger boy
held up his hand.
这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。
“
well
，”
said
the
teacher
to
him
，“
who
do
you
think
was
the first
man?
”
“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢
?
”
“
i
don't
know
what
his
name
was
，”
said
the
larger
boy
，
“
but
i
know
it
wasn't
george washington
，
ma
’
am
，
because
the
history book
says george washington married a widow
，
so
，
of
course
，
there must
have been a man ahead of
him.
”
“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知
道不是乔
治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，
所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。
A dollar per point
A
professor
was
giving
a
big
test
one
day
to
his
students.
He
handed
out
all
of
the
tests
and
went
back
to
his
desk
to
wait.
Once the test was over the
students all handed the tests
back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had
attached a $$100 bill to his test with a
note saying
per point.
The next class the professor
handed the tests back out.
This student
got back his test and $$64 change.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回
到讲台前
等待。
考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试
卷上别着
一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”
第二堂课，教授把
试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但
得到了试卷还得到
6
4
块钱的找零。
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